This is basically a parody on Gemma and Kartik's relationship. This was done in a spur of the moment fashion and is rather humorous and high school student-ish. This was done to make a few of my friends laugh after reading the books. This is also sort of like a script.
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, they belong solely to Libba Bray.
Ann: Gemma and Kartik
Sitting in the boat house
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes the baby in the baby carriage
Kartik: How do you know about that? It was all a dream.
Gemma: Ummm…about that…
Kartik: What do you mean…about that?
Gemma: I mean…about that.
Kartik: It was all just a dream, right?
Ann: No, she used the magic to make you kiss her.
Kartik: What!?
Gemma: It was just a bit of schoolgirl fun...they made me do it!
Ann/ Felicity/ Pippa: What are you talking about?
Felicity: We did no such thing. We knew from the beginning that you two were more than just friends. We knew that you two were smitten.
Gemma: I never said that!
Kartik: Are you saying that you don't like me?
Gemma: I never said that!
Felicity: So which is it?
Pippa: Do you like him or not?
Gemma: I…I… I don't know.
Pippa: How can you not know?
Ann: Don't tease her so, she need not tell us now, especially right in front of him.
Felicity: Oh, Gemma do tell us!!
Gemma: I… I… I do. (Blushing)
(Kartik looks at Gemma and appears to be blushing as well)
Pippa: How cute!
Ann: Stop it! (Nudging Pippa in the arm)
Gemma: Please just leave it alone.
Pippa: But it is ever so romantic.
Kartik: You girls are… impossible.
Gemma: You don't mean that.
(He wraps his arm around her)
Kartik: I assure you, I do.
(He kisses Gemma on the cheek)
Anne/Felicity/Pippa: Awwwwwwww!
(Kartik gazes at her with this rather foolish romantic look)
Gemma: Stop it! All of you! Or I'll make this a dream for all four of you!