DISCLAMER- I do not own Naruto or the Akatsuki, but a girl can wish can't she.
10. Make Kakuzu tell Tobi he loves him and wants to fuck him all night long. (Tobi: OMG ; ; - Kakuzu: Evil smile )
9. Let Hidan ass fuck him with his scythe. (Tobi:UR EVIL!!)
8. Make Deidara make a sculpture of him in a thong. (Tobi:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT MY SEMPAI!!)
7. Let Sasori make Tobi into a personal puppet to wipe his ass. (Tobi: )
6. Let Kisame use him as a toothbrush. (Tobi: ur out to get me aren't you? Sarcasm-Bitch: YES, did u just know figure it out on # 6?)
5. Allow Itachi to use him as target practice. (Tobi:BUT HE NEVER MISSES HIS TARGET!! Sarcasm-Bitch:thats the point.)
4. Let Zetsu make out with him. (Tobi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ; ;)
3. Tell Tobi to take all of Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradice. (Tobi: THAT SUICIDE!!)
2. Make Tobi kidnap Kurenai. (Tobi:then Asuma would kill me!! Sarcasm-Bitch: if I said it once i'll say it again THAT'S THE POINT.)
1. AND THE # ONE THING TO KILL TOBI WITH IS TO TELL HIM...ur straight. (Tobi:but i'm not gay.)
And if you haven't figured it out yet I HATE TOBI WITH A PASSION!!, but depending on how many reviews I might make another one about someone else.