Collection of beautiful short stories from the C9 household:
ACT 1:
It was a hot and sultry night at the c9 gaming house. everyone was in bed except for meteos and sneaky. "we can't keep doing this, baby" says sneaky. "put that mouth to use, you dirty tramp" replies meteos. "LCS starts tmrw, and if you expect me to carry you again, i need to you to suck me to completion." sneaky grins sluttily, and goes to town
ACT 2:
One day Sneaky woke up to the sight of Raihnbowkidz and decided to climb up her ranked ladder. As he entered queue and slid his LPnis into the vagiiNA, he felt a strange force coming from behind him. It was Meteos. Meteos managed to let out a single Elastic Slingshot and trailed his sticky goo behind. As he bounced in he said "This is gonna get messy".
ACT 3:
"How should I sit down Jensen?" "Well, have your arms... fully erect." said Nicolaj as he slid behind Sneaky, wrapping his arms around the American boy. Sneaky felt a stiff Danish sausage on his rear. "Are you sure your arms aren't the only thing erect Jensen?!" Sneaky gasped.
The Chant:
(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━ ﾟ. ･ ｡ﾟMy dick is small, my butthole is leaky, I use this chant, to summon Sneaky
ACT 4:
It was Dinner Time in the Cloud Nein Gaymer house. Zachary "Sneaky" Scuderi dishes up a steaming plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. William "Meteos" Hartman looks up from his plate with a gleam in his eye. "I got the meat right here for you baby." Lubing up with Marinara Sauce, Meteos begins to pound his sausage into sneaky's lightly buttered Dinner roll. With a scream of delight Meat-eos releases his load calling an end to another successful team dinner.
The Conviction:
I put my hand down my pants for the 6th day of the week. Gripping my dong, I jerk it to Sneaky. Bitter tears begin rolling down my face. I use one hand to take a bite of my sandwich and type "Kappa" in chat. I realize my life has become Sneaky and Twitch. Then I see Sneaky smile and realize, this is a good thing. The tears become tears of joy and I finish onto my keyboard... all for Sneaky..