Fair warning: This is gonna be kinda a crackfic. It's based off a short little Youtube Poop I made recently, so take that as what you will. This is also my first thing I ever written on here, so don't expect this to be very good. I may or may not actually continue the story, but I'll just leave this here anyways. So here we go.
"Enough shiny shit, It's suppertime!"
Those words echo through Tamatoa's ears as he woken up in a mysterious, but calming area. The world Tamatoa was standing in was filled with bright hills, green grass, flowers everywhere, and cold wind dashing throughout the haunting air. The first thing the confused crab did was pick apart a flower from the field, and holds it towards his face to examine it.
Then something inside him clicked, something that he has felt before, anger. Anger at the fact that he was that easily wiped away with a gunshot. Tamatoa slammed down the Daffodil right as he did, though this slam has only seemed to attract attention from someone. The shiny crab turned behind to see the intruder in the distance, a girl with long brown hair and wearing some sort of school uniform, contemplating at the thought of a giant coconut crab ending up in a place like this. The two ended up staring at each other for a long period of time until Tamatoa broke the silence.
"Hey, dopey eyes, mind telling me where I am and where the closest route to the realm of monsters would be?", Tamatoa barked at the girl he described as "dopey eyes". The girl became even more confused at the sight of the same monster talking to her, and many questions flowed through her mind. "How in the world did a monster size crab end up here? When did it learned to speak? What's with that hook on the top of it's back? How did it make all that money, or did it actually stea-" But her thought process was interrupted when the monster yelled once again. "I'm talking to YOU."
The browned hair student snapped out of her own trance, and looked once again at the Crab. The facial expression the shiny monster was giving was intimidating to her, alarming her to speak to the thing before it gets even more angry. "Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that whenever I see something I never seen before, my mind just goes all blank to think about what sorta thing is happenin before mah very eyes." The crab, glad that the girl was not ignoring her, calmed down a bit, but was still looking for answers.
"That doesn't answer my question, sweetie. What is this place?"
"I do believe you're in Raspberry Heaven."
"Raspberry? Quite a strange name knowing nothing here seems edible... wait, heaven?!"
"That is correct. I think that means this world is where you go to if you happen to... be finished off."
Tamatoa, shocked at the news that unfolded before him, started to panic. "It can't be, I couldn't have just... DIED right then and there! Not from one single move!" He thought as his face visibly buried into him. No more singing his famous song, though that would be implying that he has fans and that people have heard of him.
"Are you OK?" The girl asked. Though that question only got Tamatoa to actually look around the place closely. Nobody but him and the space-girl seems to be here. This was when Tamatoa asked another question.
"Is this really... a heaven?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean what I mean. There's nobody else here!"
"Oh. Y'know, now that yah think about it... you're right."
The two just stood there, wondering about the very ground that they're standing on, why nobody else is with them if this place is infact a heaven, or even a hell. This was when the coconut crab struck up another thought on the front of his head.
"So, where is an exit? I got a fly-munching gremlin I need to take care of."
"A fly muching gremlin? I didn't know gremlin's diets had flies... hopefully not after midnight."
"Answer my question." Tamatoa said with a calm yet sterm look in his eye, obviously not wanting to mess around.
"Well, I... I don't really know. Honestly, I just arrived here too."
"Interesting..."
"Yeah, I just arrived to America with mah good friend Chiyo, though the last thing I remember was something that went "Beep beep!" and before I knew it ah blacked out. And now I'm here"
"I have no idea what you're talking about and I don't care. Step aside, I got to get out of here before that green daughter does anymore stupid stuff with my lovely cave."
Tamatoa turned to leave and search for it, but was interrupted with a shout from the young girl, pleading for him to halt where he is. The monster turned around towards the girl with a questioned look on his face. The crab stood there, waiting for what the lady have wanted to say, while "dopey eyes" as Tamatoa called her thinking about her very next action. She was left with barely anymore options, hell the reason why she called the place Raspberry Heaven was because she belived that's what this world felt like. Eating a nice slice of raspberry cake. She then speaked out her one, single request.
"Can I follow you? I too want to go back to America to live with Chiyo-chan."
"Me, escort a cutie like you over back to my lair? Aw that rich, maybe I'll consider- NO."
The Osakan lookin' girl was sparked when she got the response. She didn't want to be stuck in this "heaven" forever, as she had a friend to visit, and a cake to make and eat! She had to come up with something quick if she wanted the assistance of this scary looking coconut crustacean. That's when she realized the gold that he was covered in, and thought of something including it.
"What if I could help with yah little collection there?" was all it took to stop the crab in its track.
"Pardon?"
"Yah know? I could give you like a golden rook or maybe even that father hat I left back there?"
This offer seems very appealing, especially given the circumstances. Although the girl seems stupid, she could help with finding the exit if she paid close enough attention. That and "dopey-eyes" doesn't seem to be a threat towards him at all, and he could easily split with her if he feels like she would no longer be needed. Plus, how can you resist extra gold?
"Y'know... I actually like that idea." Tamatoa responded to the offer, accepting it. He then held down his claw on the ground, to allow the girl to ride on top of. The osakan, gleefully accepted to get on his back.
"By the way, my name is "Ayumu Kasuga" although everyone back at school always called me "Osaka.""
"Yeah, whatever. Tamatoa, if you really want to know."
"Okay!"
After the short little introduction, the two went on to explore the world the two happen to be buried in once after their "Incident". They knew that there might be a small chance that there could be an exit out of this world, considering that no one else seems to inhabitate Raspberry Heaven, but neither one cared. They both only had one goal in mind: to get out of here, and get to where they both need to be to meet up with a friend again, albiet that they both had very different definition of "friend" in the context of their goal.