Twlight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"FAREWELL THOU MADEN!! FOR EDWARD HAS COME!!!" yelled Edward as he jumped in front of Bella wearing purple tights and a poofy shirt, standing in a heroic pos
ition with his finger pointed high into the air. "Edward?... Are you alright???" Bella asked staring at him afraid. "Thou arest scared are the? For thy Edward has arrived!" he yelled, bowing to Bella and hugged her legs. "Edward.... Are you alright?.... Do you need to see Carlisle?... Let go!" Bella said quickly. "Fear the not! Thoust are as beautfiful as thy lips are to Heroin!" said Edward, "Wait.. that wasn't right.." mumbled Edward as he gave his crooked grin. "Umm... Please stop?" Bella asked confused with Edwards actions. Edward looked up at Bella while letting go of Bella's legs, as he stood back up. Wiping the dirt off of his leotard. "Why, Bella? Thoust aren't angry with thy self?" asked Edward, with a sad look running across his face. "No I'm not angry... Just scared.... Wait! Are you acting like Romeo from Romeo & Juliet?" Bella questioned Edward confused. Edward grinned and nodded as he hugged her, "Yes, for thy has fell in lovve with thy Juilet.." Edward leaned into to kiss her before.. SLAP! "Ow..... " Bella muttered cradling her left hand. "Edward... Stop being All 1920s please?"
"But, why Bella, Thoust are not satified with thy love? Haste make it, i feel ashamed. Let me die in peace.." Edward said as he began to walk towards sunlight.. in a busy street. "EDWARD!" Bella shouted. "Please no!" Bella cried out jump tackling him some how. "Bella.." moaned Edward as he fell back, landing to the sunlight. poeple awed and gasped and then a cloud of black smoke appeard.. "THE VULTORI!!" yelled Edward. "Cruddd!" Bella yelled slapping her forehead.
"Edwardo... You know not too do that.." warned Person././ "Thoust has under estimated me person!! Thou make haste as i kill this fair man!!" yelled Edward as he dived for the (person). "EDWARD!" Bella yelled slappingher forehead again. "And mutters How stupid are you today?" "Very.. Stupid.. Unbelievebaly stupid... POTATO!!!!!" "What?" Bella said staring at ___. "PATATO!!! TOMATO TAMOTO! Oh.. -cough- Sorry, Edward you must die.." said ----. "Noo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bella yelled "Pretty Please?" Bella said giving -- big puppy dog eyes. "Bella, i will take full responsibility for my actions.." said Edward as he ran away screaming like a five year-old. "Ummmmm????" Bella said looking at --- and shrugging. "Don't kill him Pleeeaaaaseeee!" Bella requested with realll big puppy dog eyes and little girl pout.