Hermione rolled over on her bed, pops her gum and looks at Ginny. "So, I was riding with him and I realized we don't have a song, like you and Harry! I turned down the song on the radio because it made me upset that we didn't have one." Ginny flopped next to her and says, in genuine curiosity, "What happened? What did he say!?" Hermione smiled and opened her mouth,
"Hermione, what's wrong? I can change the station." Hermione laughs and shakes her head. "Its just that... We don't have things that normal couples do!" Immediately he replies, "We are not a normal couple! We sneak around our parents, friends, enemies and the general wizarding public and we also have intense arguments which often result in pain for one of us... Anyway, what do you want that we don't have?" He turns off the radio and parks the car in a small restaurant on a side street. "I want to... Never mind. Its stupid." Draco grabs her hand and puts it over her heart. "Tell me, you never say or do anything stupid."
"A song. I want a song that describes our relationship. Harry and Ginny have "Always and Forever." And Ron and Luna have "The Chicken Dance." Which is weird as heck, but it means something to them! I've listened to every song I have ever heard and more, but I have not found a single one that fits what we have!." This released a torrent of manly-giggles from Draco, "Do you think we could really have something for us, that hasn't experienced what we have?" Hermione sighed, " We still don't have a song and now you are laughing at me!" This caused her to drop is hand and he put it over her shoulder. "We do have a song. And I am not laughing at you." In disbelief, she looked at him, "What song could you have possibly chosen?" Looking offended, "I have very good taste in music, thank you! But if you must know, our song is one that I have written and-" Not giving him a chance to finish, she immediately squeals, "I want to hear it!" Draco sticks his finger in his ear, "Imp deaf." He states flatly. His sarcasm not appreciated, Hermione hits his leg, only enough to hurt, and says, "What is our song?"
"Our song is one we wrote together, and it is-"
"How romantic, Hermione! Harry just chose a romantic song off a website or something I swear."
"Yes, anyway Ginny. As I was saying. Draco said our song was one we wrote together and it is -"
"- sneaking out late, tapping on your second floor window(when Ginny found out about us), and the time I tried to call you on the muggle phone and when you answered it, you were whispering and I couldn't hear you because it was really late at night and you didn't want your mum to know. Our song is your laughter, and when we should have been together from the beginning but I was to stupid to see that." Draco kissed Hermione on the lips and earned a few 'awws' from on lookers.
"Hermione, That is one of the most romantic things you will ever experience!" squealed Ginny. The other girls were listening in now and Hermione got uncomfortable. "Yes, but quiet Gin." The girls got more blatant with their eaves-dropping, wanting to know about Hermione's secret boyfriend.
"But, he loves you! Its so cute!" Their dorm-mates were not even trying to hide it now.
"Hermione! Who is your boyfriend and do we know him?" Lavender was practically yelling at Hermione.
"Yes you know him, but you don't need to know whom he is."
"Rest assured, I will find out who he is. He can only be a HufflePuff from the way he talks to you. All that mushy-goo stuff."
"Far from it," Hermione's face turned into a Draco-worthy smirk and she exuded smugness, " Lets just say he's a bit sneaky and he's got a big snake." Hermione winks at Lavender and goes to the common room, letting the poor girls' imaginations run wild.