Boromir's Last Moments
By Chesterhorse1993
A/N: I wanted to have some harmless fun and came up with a few Lord of the Rings Shorts. A few about Legolas cause well he's my middle earth man :D lol kidding. I don't own him. These are actually based off dreams I had. Except I was sucked into Lord of the Rings and got into a fist fight with Merry for some reason :/ I don't know it was a strange and weird dream.
Boromir laid there, his heart slowing down and his breathing escalated to get his breath back. Aragorn kneeled beside him and wanted to give him a last final good-bye.
"I tried to take the ring, I'm so sorry" Boromir said, as he tried to gasp for breath.
"It's alright. He's escaped" Aragorn said, in a calm voice.
"Good, you did something I could not" Boromir said, coughing up.
Legolas and Gimili finally show up at the scene, after slaying down the orcs that were coming after them.
"May I ask for one last request?" Boromir asked, his breaths shortening.
"Anything" Aragorn said, giving a soft smile wishing to give Boromir his last request.
"Legolas...come here" Boromir said, as he motioned a finger for Legolas to come over. Legolas walked over and kneeled, brushing his hair out of his face to look at Boromir a lot better. "What is it that you ask as of your dying wish" Legolas began, as he put a hand to his heart and gave a slight bow of the head. Boromir lifted his hand up and placed it on Legolas's cheek.
"I've always admired you Legolas. You're so beautiful, so elegant...and you fight like a warrior" Boromir started as he gave a smile. Legolas gave sort of a shocked, but disgusted look. "Say, what?" Legolas said as he shoved his hand off his cheek.
"You're a beautiful and strong woman, Legolas. When the fellowship was over, I was planning to ask you to marry me. Now, all I ask is that you grant my last request...and kiss me" Boromir said, as he wrapped an arm around Legolas's waist which caused him to jump. Gimili was in the background as much as it was hard for him to see Boromir go, he couldn't help but laugh at Boromir's confusion with Legolas being a girl.
"Boromir I'm not-" Legolas was interrupted by Aragorn. "He's not going to deny your request, Boromir" Aragorn said, as he looked down at Boromir with a smile. Legolas shot him a dirty look. "Come on, Legolas. It's his last request" Aragorn pleaded with him. Legolas looked down at Boromir and gave a heavy sigh.
'Just make it quick, Legolas. The man is dying, the least you can do is give him his last request' Legolas thought to himself, taking a deep breath and calming down. "I Legolas, will grant you your last request" Legolas said. His sentence was cut off at the end when Boromir grabbed Legolas by the shoulders and kissed him roughly. This caused Legolas to jump up, but he was still held roughly by Boromir to his lips. Legolas tried to push the man off of him, but the elf was already held onto his lips. The dwarf, Gimili was cracking up laughing as he fell to the ground, clutching his stomach and his face turned a bright shade of red with laughter.
Boromir wrapped his arms around Legolas to bring him closer and force his tounge into his mouth, tasting the elf in his last and final moments. Legolas slipped under his feet and onto the man's chest as he kissed him roughly. Legolas tried to shove himself off of Boromir, but to no avail.
"I love you Legolas" Boromir said, as he removed his lips off of Legolas's and kept on kissing him roughly. He brought Legolas closer to him, grabbing his buttocks which caused Legolas to jump up and stand up. "Um...alright...i ah...love you too" he whispered the last words, mumbling them in a way that no one could hear, gagging at even saying it.
"I'm glad I had my last request. To kiss, the girl of my dreams" Boromir said, he gave one last choke and passed away on the ground.
Aragon pressed his lips against Boromir's forehead to wish him the best in the afterlife and stood up, looking over at Legolas. Legolas was too busy near the bushes whiping his tounge against some leaves he found to get the taste of Boromir out of his mouth. He looked over at Gimili, the small dwarf was on the ground holding his stomach as he laughed, red in the face.
"In the name of Gondor does Boromir think that I'm a girl!" Legolas said, still stuffing his mouth full of leaves to get the taste out of his mouth.
"Why don't you just look at yourself, ya pansy? Long blonde hair, blue eyes, smooth skin, and a figure that makes you look like a flat chested woman! It's no wonder Boromir mistaken you for a woman!" Gimili said and continued on with his laughing fit.
Legolas ran to the waters, scooping them up with his hands and drinking the water from it. Aragorn couldn't help but laugh at Legolas's reaction.
"Come on, Legolas. Let's save those hobbits" Aragorn said, as he tried to lead Legolas out of the water.
"20 more minutes...so I can get the taste of man out of my mouth" Legolas said, as he continued to wash his mouth out with the water.