"Come on don't be such a chicken" Scott shouted from the edge of the cliff
"no way I'm good, see there is this tiny thing you might of heard of it its called not dying maybe you should try it some time I happen to be rather good at it" stiles shouted to his best friend whom he was considering demoting since he wanted stiles to throw himself of a fifty foot drop into the ocean which sure wouldn't kill Scott the all powerful alpha but stiles thought it might hurt a little if he tried instead he sat on tree trunk by the edge of the woods filming his friends suicide or as he liked to call it fun he watched as Scott got ready to jump.
"ahh no I cant let you jump nope cant do it you could die" stiles had gotten up and yanked Scott from the edge Scott snorted at the comment.
"I'm a werewolf I will be fine" Scott said, Stiles inwardly thought he saw Scotts head physically growing.
"you do know this isn't twilight werewolves don't actually hang around jumping of cliffs"
"coarse I'm way more good looking than Jacob black"
"yeah and on other news pigs can fly"
"you never know. Remember werewolves weren't real before I became one"
"Urgh I cant believe you're making me do this but desperate times call for desperate measures" he got his phone out and started dialling.
"who are you calling? my Mom?" Scott laughed taking his position at the cliff again.
"no not your mom unless you're adopted and your birth mother is a man then maybe, I'm calling Derek" he put the phone to his ear it was ringing.
"no please stiles no I wont jump of the cliff you know he will just lecture me and then make us have extra fighting lessons which is basically him using me as a punch bag" Scott dropped to his knees and clasped his hands together.
Stiles was about to hang up when Derek picked up.
"Hello? who the hell is this?" a very annoyed Derek asked then again Derek was always annoyed.
"err..." stiles looked to Scott for help raising his eyebrows in distress Scott just smirked at him and mouthed your problem and ran of into the woods.
"Who Is This?!" Derek sounded increasingly angry.
"its just me sorry I mean stiles its me stiles" stiles rolled his eye at himself he felt so awkward and honestly a little terrified.
"stiles how in hell did you get my number?" Derek didn't sound as angry stiles thought that was a good sign
"seriously Derek do you even know me I 'm a genius plus I might have stole your phone for an hour or two when I thought you were a psycho serial killer"
Derek growled down the phone
"hey now did I damage it? no. Did I break it? no. Did I drop it in the toilet? Maybe but the point is it still works"
Derek growled again "what do you want Stiles?"
"cant an almost friend call their almost friend to see how their day is going?" stiles said scrambling for an excuse he inwardly groaned at his pathetic one.
"no they cant when that almost friend did not give their almost friend their number" stiles could he a grin in Dereks voice though taking this as an invitation to have the first decent conversation with Derek hale ever.
"so said almost friend how was your day?" stiles said as he sat down on the tree trunk.
"seriously we are actually doing the almost friend bonding thing" he could hear Derek trying not to laugh but in a good way not a what a creep way.
"totally and when we become besties we can hang out and do each others nails ahh so excited you could like totally use a pedicure" stiles teased
"okay I will tell you about my day if you never mention besties again" Derek laughed a deep laugh that seem to vibrate through the phone.
stiles was totally taken aback by how good his laugh sounded and the fact it was giving him butterflies. Weird.
"I will try but I cant promise anything? I mean our bestieship would be like totes forever" stiles laughed back.
little did stiles know Derek was enchanted and confused by stiles light playful chuckles too.
"okay stiles my day was pretty much how it usually is" Derek knew this wouldn't be enough for stiles and that they would have to talk for a while stiles didn't seem to mind for he stayed on the phone for four hours laughing with Derek until he heard a twig snap behind him and a low growl, Derek heard it too.
"stiles were are you?" Derek suddenly no longer in the laughing mood got up from were he had been lying on his couch grabbed his jacket and started to head out the door to find him "stiles?"
"I'm at beacons fall just outside the woods" snap another twig closer to the clearing. closer to stiles. stiles looked toward the woods he saw something move then all he could see where red eyes like the devils all he could feel was the crushing of his bones and the spilling of his blood all he heard was the howling of the ferocious beast and his screams of agony then just nothing just blackness.