"Doesn't matter, this kind of stuff never fazes him anyway." Ed said as he sat, bored, in Mustangs office, waiting for him.

Al sighed, as best a suit of armour could. "You always say things like that, the colonel could have a soft spot."

Ed rolled his eyes. "Yeah, right. He's built like a shit brick house." He said, rather annoyed.

He looked at his older brother. "You mean a 'brick shit house', right?" Al said, correcting him.

"What did I say?" He asked, slightly confused.

"'Shit brick' house."

"HA! That works too." Ed snickered.