A lil "rap" about our favourite *ahem* female character in Gundam Wing. ^_^ It's sorta weird/funny, whatever you want to call it. It's by me, tuffles, and is there anything else you need to know? Well, then, let me begin

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{Gundam Pilots come on, dressed in Oz outfits... Treize and Zechs in the background}

Duo: I was talkin' bout Gundam Wing one day

Heero: And I thought what kinda name was Relena anyway

Quatre: I don't know but I've been told

Wufei: That Relena Peacecraft is mighty old


{ Trowa: nn...... Quatre, say it for me

Quatre: Fine.... }


Quatre: Relena has eyes that will make you shiver

Heero: Just the sight of her will make you quiver

Wufei: I don't want this to be a bore

So I'll hand it to Duo and he'll tell you more!

Duo: She thinks she as pretty as a deer

But she's as fat as a Leo over here

Heero: She'll do whatever to get to me

She can dogsled, snowshoe and even ski



Wufei: Hey Treize!

Treize: Say wh-at?

Wufei: Were you sleeping during that?

Treize: No I ain't, just thinking that Relena's great

{Music stops... All the Pilots look at Treize weirdly

Heero: Nani? Omae o korosu!

Zechs: I'll straighten Treize out... lemme have a go}



Zechs: D'you guys think I think highly of my sister?

Well I think that she looks more like a mister

She always chooses Heero over me

Heero: You don't know what a pain that can be

Duo: I save her life and she just tells me off

Quatre: And she thinks she nice *ahem koff koff*

Treize: Now I understand what I pain she can be

The next time I see her, I'll hide in a tree

Wufei: Now I think you catchin' on



Relena: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? Hee~ro! Come back to work, HEE~RO!



Heero: And now it's time to end our song

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A/n: Okay, so I don't like Relena and this just made fun of her... well, lemme tell you that it was hell of a lot of fun to write! Try it sometime to relax or something... *snicker*