Hello lovelies! I have taken a turn down crack lane…..and this came into being…yeah. Let's just leave it at 'I have too much sugar in my system to be watching Death Note and pretend to be completely sober.' Yeah….not even possible. HURRAH!!! So, here is the product of sugar, hitting my head on a desk, and watching Death Note.

By the way, since I have to say it, I obviously don't own Death Note or I would have added this to the series…..really people….

So, without further ado, here it is!

Yagami Raito was pissed. Full on Kira-face-bat-shit-psycho PISSED. At himself, of all people. That Raito was angry with himself was pretty funny by itself. The fact that he had taken to stomping home like a toddler made it even better, in Ryuk's eyes. The act itself and the audience made it downright hysterical. Well, to Ryuk anyway.

Two and a half hours earlier, Raito had just seated himself in his English language class in college. It was a boring and unnecessary subject, but still a requirement nonetheless.

He was fully aware of the fact that his rival, L, also known as Hideki Ryuga, and a multitude of other fake names, was sitting exactly two seats behind him, watching his every move as though he was the most interesting movie. Naturally, Raito knew that Ryuga was, in fact, the real L, and he himself, was the real Kira.

A few minutes later, the professor walked in and began his lecture, which Raito took as his cue to stare off into outer space. As Kira, he was thinking of ways to kill L so he could take over the world. He had almost gotten a spark of inspiration when the professor called on him to translate a sentence from his textbook into English. Still halfway in space, he stood, lifting what he thought was his textbook and read a line from the page.

"Shinaharo Tatsuki. Dies of a heart attack after sending a fake reply to the Kira broadcast on Sakura TV, acting as though he were Kira."

There was a moment of stunned silence.

Then, several things happened at once. Raito's eyes went as wide as saucers and his jaw dropped, almost literally, to thr floor, Ryuk burst into laughter, L grinned lecherously, the whole class turned to stare at Raito like he'd lost his mind (which he had), and the professor cocked his head, lifted and eyebrow and looked at Raito questioningly.

"That wasn't the right line…"

Yeah, I know it didn't happen, but it would have been hella funny if it had.