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A/N: I made Fairy Cakes today with my seven Year old Daughter, She wanted to know if they were made with real fairies. It made me think. This it what happened. Sorry if it's already been done :-)
Colby Cake
Ingredients:
1 Colby Granger.
2 Dozen Vanilla Scented Candles.
1 Slinky Red Dress. (Underwear Optional.)
1 Meat Topped Pizza.
1 Six Pack Beer.
1 Large Bed, Clean Sheets.
Method:
Pre-heat Large bed with clean sheets to steamy temperature.
Place Beer in Fridge to Cool.
Order Meat Topped Pizza from Reliable Pizzeria.
Prepare own body, by removing excess hair, painting nails and scenting appropriately, and slither into slinky red dress.
Place 2 dozen vanilla scented candles around dining room table, and bedroom.
Light 2 Dozen Strategically placed Candles.
Add One Colby Granger.
Serve while hot.
Recipe adjustments.:
Recipe can be adjusted according to taste. Variations include David Cake and Don Cake. Or if you like your flavoring with a little more brain, Charlie Cake.