Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns Harry Potter. If I were the brilliant JK, Hedwig wouldn't have such a stupid name. I mean, Hedwig?

I hate her. I hate her shining red hair. I hate her round blue eyes. I hate her calculating looks. I hate her perfect grades. I hate her hoards of cousins. I hate her groups of friends. I hate her fiery temper. I hate everything about her. I hate her.

It is never helpful to lie to your own self you know.

Who the hell are you?

I'd like to think I am the ghost of your dead pet ferret, Moosle, but I can not claim to be any more than a mere memory of ex- Professor and Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Right. And you are in my head because?

Because help is always given at Hogwarts to those who need it. Now, why is it that you dislike this girl so much?

Merlin! You aren't going to go away are you?

Well, I do have plenty of time , and one can never be too old to not be entertained by teenage drama. Also, I consider myself quite able in giving advice. Perhaps I may be of some assistance to you?

I hate Rose Weasley.

I think we've established that. Perhaps you'd like to enlighten me so as to why you dislike her so much?

Malfoys and Weasleys are meant to hate each other.

Do you really think so?

Yes.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Are you sure you are sure?

Yes.

Are you extremely sure?

Yes!

Do you like Raspberry jam?

YE- uh- what!

Personally, it's a favourite of mine.

Yeah. Like I care.

But you should care Mr.Malfoy. Perhaps if you were not so absorbed in your own worries and cared enough for Miss Weasley, you might have realized how she is feeling at the moment?

I DO care for her! Don't you dare call me self-absorbed! I have been nothing less than concerned for Rose Weasley!

Concerned? Oh dear me. Mr.Malfoy, it is not generally a good idea to be concerned for people you hate.

I know.

And yet you insist you hate her?

I hate people who confuse me.

Ahh… interesting. She confuses you?

YES you old man! Rose Weasley confuses Scorpius Malfoy!

Do I not confuse you as well?

She confuses me more!

Why?

What do you mean?

I mean what I asked: why?

Because she has everything she does not deserve: looks, fame, brain, family… love.

The love of a boy?

Please leave me to my thoughts now.

Very well then young Scorpius. Please do not try to restrain any emotions once I leave. Also, it does not do to avoid confrontations. I trust you will call me if my help is needed?

Sure… whatever.

I hope you took the hint earlier and have resolved to stock up on Raspberry jam for the next time I come…Goodbye!

You know, you are the silliest yet most serene and sensible voice I have ever had the misfortune to listen to.

Now you sound just like Minerva.

A/N: what do you think? Next chapters will have Rose! Oh, and this FF won't be too long unlike my other one.

I ADORE reviewers!

LilyScorpius