DISCLAIMER: don't own AVATAR.
get your lazy butts over to dA and thank Kimchi for the artwork!
...Atthe Studio...
"Zutara? Kataang? Aah..." Mike looked nervously over at the co-creater of Avatar.
"Brian..." Mike muttered something intangible.
"You should be worrying more about the Appa and Momo romance!"
...At home...
The viewers at home looked at each other nervously. Appa and Momo romance?
"What the hell?"
...Next Avatar episode...
Appa and Momo lumbered away after their human companions went to sleep. Appa had something very important to say to his 'partner'.
Because we can't speak bison or flying lemur I will simply give you the translations.
"Momo, my love, we can't be together." Appa said sadly. Momo looked up with wide eyes.
"Why not?"
"The world would never accept us. Or our love." Was it possible for lemurs to cry?
"D-does that mean...?" Momo asked. Appa nodded.
"Yes. I'm leaving you." Momo shuddered.
"But, I never told you! It's, it's your baby!"
...At Home...
Viewers all across the nation were either choking on their laughter or screaming in terror at the thought of such an outrageous pairing and were climbing behind their couches.
And quickly enough, ratings began to drop...
...At the Studio...
Mike was shaking Brian as hard as he could.
"YOU IDIOT! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL YOU FOOL!" Brian glared at Mike.
"WHAT DID I DO!"
I'm not usually awake at 5 AM, which is when this wuz written, so SUE ME IF IT SUCKS CUZ I'M HALF ASLEEP. but i sort of like it.
good d- er... good morning, to you all.
INSANITY AT ITS FINEST
LONG LIVE THE HIPPIES!
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