Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Sailor Moon belongs to Nauko Takauchi.
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Timeline notes:
In the Prologue Ranma has just had his run in with the cursed springs of Jusankyo and visited the quiet peaceful village of the Chinese Amazons. There he met Xian Pu(Shampoo) the village champion and got the kiss of death.
Chapter One and beyond it will be six months after Phoenix Mountain and the failed wedding attempt. In Sailor Moon, it has been six months after the battle with Galaxia and the subsequent aftermath.
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** means signs means sounds
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Knights of a Silver Moon Prologue
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(Late night around a fire in the woods of backwoods china. We see two people cooking on the fire. One is old, bald, and fat in a dirty brown gi and a white bandana covering his head. The other is in his midteens, wearing a red Chinese shirt and black Kung Fu pants.)
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"Oyagi no baka! How could you get us cursed, you idiot. Just cause it's a training ground don't mean you don't listen to the guide."
"Ranma were you not willing to give your life for the Art"
"My life yes! My manhood is different entirely"
"This doesn't matter daugh ah son I have a way to cure you. I put my life in grave danger facing great odds to gain this scroll."
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(Flashback)
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Just one more panty for the master and I get my chose of scrolls. hehheh Whats this, a shadow uh "Mam I was just looking for my glasses hehheh just look, there on my face the whole time. Well bye. No AH I WHAM wasn't CRUNCH stealing RIP your SLASH panties." brrr(To think a woman could hit with a bouken like that. To think I married her)
Women chasing him, each with blunt weapons and some not so blunt. Crouch of the Wild Tiger in front of Master Houpposai. "Please I'm just one panty short great and powerful master of the grand school of Anything Goes Martial Arts."
"Sure Genma, here is a scroll it's of no use to me. Now come here my little silky darlings. Let Happy rescue you.
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"Hey Oyagi what's the scroll do? For all I know it's like that Nekoken Training Manual that you didn't read completely."
"My son, my only son has no faith in me where did I go wrong. Whaa"
Splash"Hey old man or should I say panda your all wet."
*No Son of mine will get the drop on me* "Grrrr"
"Anytime your ready to fight fur face." Ranma slips into a ready stance.
Five minutes later one very battered panda is asleep due to extreme head trauma and a female Ranma is eating all the dinner. Ranma grabs his stomach. "The old man's cooking is just getting worse. Aug What's happening I"ll get him in the morn......"
(Heh my plan worked except him beating me and eating all the food! Am I getting old? Hmmm Naaa, he was just lucky. Now to tie him up.) The cursed master used this knot on me torturing me (Eating in front of me what cruel torture!)
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(In the morning)
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"Goddamn it oyagi untie me or I will kill you old man."
"Now son the path of the Martial Artist is fraught with peril. It is your duty to find us errr yourself a cure to this evil curse. Do you want to tarnish the fine name of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts by refusing this challenge or have you become a weak little scared girl."
"What! I'm not afraid of nothing, furball."
"Then will you face this great challenge as a Martial Artist."
"Sure oyagi now untie me."
"My son you must be as still as possible and being tied up will help."
"When I get free I'm gonna flatten you, old man."
"Quiet son I must start."
"Free me now. You fat bald piece of Wham......."
"Ranma I must have complete quiet to use this scroll."
"Mrrrr MRRRR"(Man getting hit with one of his stupid panda signs is bad enough, but his bandana he hasn't washed in four months is too much. I'm leaving him after this. No, after I put him in the hospital for a month. No, after I escape from that loon Shampoo.)
"Now son I am ready to began."
"Des la grata. Junta borgon shina repata torgatoga. (A slow white and purple glow surrounds Ranma and gets lighter.) Silva Millim brek brrier of spec und time. Frek thes porson from bonds of time (The light gets too bright to look at) Selenenty gelp thes porson gift hs purse.*Whosh* (We hear a sound like a vacuum sucking in and a big flash of light)"
"Wooo that was some spell I wonder if it worked. Uh son, why are you a girl and free? Gupp"
"Why pop I'm here to show you my undying respect for tying me up and gagging me with your bandana."pop pop "Now where should I start your ribs, your head, your manhood...."
"Gupp Now son it was for the best."
"This is for the best oyagi-san."
"RANMA SHAMPOO KILL."
"Ahh IT'S THAT CRAZY GIRL."
"RUN RANMA I'LL BE IN FRONT OF YOU CLEARING THE WAY IN CASE THERE ARE ANY OTHER DANGERS."WHAM
"COME BACK HERE OYAGI."WHAM
"Ahya why they run over me. It takes me hours to get footprints off of cloths. I will catch them yet. Come back I haven't killed you yet"
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(Two minutes later)
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A cute little pig comes across the campsite.
"bree breee beeee snort. Wee bre breeee snort bree bbrrreeee."(Damn you Saotome because of you I've seen Hell. Now where is Kyoto I know its somewhere close.)