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CHAPTER ONE
Roy stepped into the room to find his disgusting cousin touching a giant mound of shat. His cousin moaned and groaned with his hands all covered in shite, and his phallus, sticking out of his pants, wagging from the breeze that came through the OPEN WINDOW!!!! "Aww, geh, awwwww, Joe! Not in the living room! Aww, it's all over my carpet and porno maggies! You extreme anus!" Roy complained. Joe looked at him with watering eyes and looked up to his cousin, his raisin hair blowing in the breeze of the OPEN WINDOW!!!! Roy was clean and shaven, unlike his dirty cousin who had droplets of wee dripping from his stubble. "Joe, Edward will be here in 45 minutes, it's best you clean up." Roy mentioned as he smoothly stomped away to make brunch and sung a song, trying to forget his dirty wee-stubbled cousin. The song was entitled "My Face".
Joe was almost as good looking as Roy, but as stunning and charming as a chimp's uterus. He went up to the bathroom and cleaned up, and then stole some of Roy's clothes. He sniffed the toilet seat before going back downstairs. He heard the door bell SING IT'S MERRY TUNE! and he danced a jig as he went to the door. He opened it to see a small, blond-pubed boy, his pubes blowing in the breeze of the OPEN WINDOW!!!!, so golden. Robby pushed his cousin aside and grabbed Ed and passionately raped him. 5 minutes later, they were all sat down at the meal of pork fetuses and franks. Edward, being a growing boy, ate his whole plate within 4 hours! They were all so proud. It was getting late, and Edward was leaving, when all of a sudden, he collapsed in the corner, oh yeaah, yeah yeah! Doodn doo doo doo doo doo! "Edward? EDWARD! Ed, wake up! My son! Please, Ed..." tears streaming from Roybby's face holes. Several hours later, Edward awoke, warm and snug in a bed. Where was he? "Muuuurrrfin man... where am I?" Roy peed himself. "YOU HAVE AMNESIA!" "No, I... Am I in your roo-" "MY POOR BOAT! He has amnesia! And a fear of women!" Roy gaspette. "No, I don't.. I know where-" This was Roy's chance. Roy took advantage of Ed's amnesia and raped him. Joe took a poo on Ed's penis and ate it, dessert!
THE END!
Narrated By: Vincent Price
Written By: Ali and Sophie. Bitches. Hitler.