The Legend of Zelda:
Uno Awakening
"Lets play Uno!" Link shouted to Malon.
"Why?" Malon replied.
"Because the Cucco Diaries is currently on hold, and the author's high on Irn Bru!"
"Works for me!" The farm girl replied happily.
"…"
"Link? Do you actually know how to play Uno?"
"…" Link said nothing, and blushed.
"Oh.." Malon mumbled. Then she giggled. "You're an Uno
Virgin!"
"I am not!" Link bawled, going a very
interesting shade of pink. Then red. The beetroot. Then purple.
"Yes you are!" Malon laughed through a fit of hysterics. "You
don't know how to play!"
"Do you?" Link shot back.
"Well.. I.. um.. no…"
"Then it shall be our quest!"
Link declared, striking what he thought to be a heroic pose. "To
find out how to Uno! And if we can be arsed, maybe even Monopoly!"
/O.o.O\
"Onward, faithful Patsy!" Link said, sitting atop his steed
Epona.
"Woof!" Epona said.
"Well this sucks." Malon
moaned.
"Be quiet, Concord!"
"Um.. Ooh ooh---"
"No!" Link yelled. "NO SINGING! NO SINGING! NOOOOO
SINGING!"
"Wow," Malon began. "What excessive use of
Caps Lock."
An: And so begins it. Yes, my other story is on hold until I can be bothered updating. Quite probably any story updated will be updated at the weekend. Or I write chapters and update through the week. I'm just to nice to you. UNO EXTREME!
Cue that God-Awful advert.