I know something you don't know

by lainshadow

Funny challenge fic, see first chapter for challenge details. Includes some slash, Refrences to lemons and bad language.Voldemort's newest plan is to drive Harry insane.

1. Prologue

Hi Lain! I got a Harry Potter fanfic oneshot challenge for you.

Here's what it must have:

Ron in a pink Tutu
+ A Harry-Draco-Blaise-Ginny (not necessarily in that order) Love Rectangle
+ Pansy and EDIT drunk one night stand
+ 2 characters (who aren't in a pairing) change EDIT
+ A crossover with either EDIT, EDIT or EDIT
+ Voldemort and Death Eaters having a tea party
+ 1 character gets a tattoo
+ 1 character dies, becomes a ghost and no one notices
+ The fic must end with EDITED BY LAINSHADOW SO NOT TO SPOIL
+ 1 character must find Filch with one of the female teachers doing 'adult things',in Moaning Myrtle's toilet.

Good Luck

-Firebird Maximus

Lain would like to apologise for her editing at this time. She shall post the un-edited version of Firebird's challenge as an epiloge.