A/N: This is simply a silly oneshot. Not meant to mean anything! Many of you might have already heard this joke before, but I decided to put it in story format! :) The story- "Mr. Eppes and the Very Very Very Old Man" from D. Lerious was inspiration(in an unexpected way) for this story, so thnx!
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, theirs, so don't sue because you wouldn't get much.
And now I present...
Alan Eppes and the Heavenly Three
Alan was surveying the course, studying the water hazard and its distance from the teebox. Grabbing his driver, he took the shot placing the ball just at the water's edge.
Moses stepped up and selecting his club carefully took his shot but missed, the ball landing smack dab in the middle of the pond.
"Would you like a mulligan?" offered Alan.
"No, no, it's all just fine. Jesus Christ! You're up next." Moses replied.
Alan, looking stunned at the man's sudden exclamation, realized what was going on when a thirty something man stepped up to the teebox and took a shot. His ball, too, landing in the water.
"Mulligan?" Alan again offered. But the other two simply ignored him and walked along the fairway to the edge of the pond. After Alan took his shot, putting his ball successfully on the green, Moses slowly stepped up to the pond. He stuck his staff at the edge of the water and the crystal blue liquid rose into two walls, making a path straight down the middle of the pond to the man's ball. Moses, acting like this was an everyday thing, walked up to his ball and hit it out of the pond, onto the green, and into the hole.
Stunned, Alan tried his best not to stutter as he complimented the old man.
Jesus then decided it was his turn, so walking on the water he simply reached down and hit his ball from atop the water's surface. The ball of course rolled successfully into the hole.
Both men had successfully scored a 2 on a par 4 and it was fair to say that Alan had seen enough and was simply in awe when he noticed a fairly old man walk up to the teebox down the fairway.
The old man took his shot, and Alan followed the ball with his eyes into the pond. As Alan was averting his eyes to finish his own game he saw a fish break the surface, with what appeared to be a golf ball in its mouth. As it did so, a bird came swooping down and grabbed the fish right out of the pond. The bird flew over the green and the fish dropped the ball right into the hole.
Alan was stunned. Did this count for a hole in one? While Alan could barely control his amazement the other two did not seemed quite so amazed. In fact, Jesus seemed annoyed. As Alan turned to finish his shot the explanation he was anxious to hear, escaped Jesus' lips.
"Quit showin off Dad!"
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