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Chapter one: Tension
"You are an idiot." Sakura smiled as she stated the all to obvious fact to her best friend.
"I'm rubber and your glue everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." Naruto blew a raspberry at her.
"Oh you're so mature mister I-am-just-oh-so-witty. Well I have some bad news for you, you're not!" Sakura retorted.
"Alright both of you stop it. You are acting like five year olds!" Kakashi interrupted their feud.
"Oh, oh wait! I have one! How about Sakura, you're a pogo stick, and Kakashi your the person using the pogo stick, because everyone knows you guys are pogoing each other!" Naruto chuckled at his own joke, which in turn (just like magic) made him sport a rather large lump on the top of his head.
"It still sickens me that you two are doing the dirty." Naruto looked from Kakashi to Sakura. Sakura turned a rather pretty shade of pink and gave Naruto a second lump, just to make sure the first one wasn't lonely.
...And that is why we love Naruto... because of his stupidity.
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