Neighbourhood Ninjas
This is an annoying thing called a 'prologue'. In this 'before-you-actually-get-to-read-the-real-story-thingy'. The short part of a song will –most of the time- be put in here, 'cos it has some meaning to it. So in this I'm just gonna explain a few things... Bad language warning if you're interested in keeping virgin ears. WARNING! BAD LANGUAGE!Madness the magnet keeps attracting me, me.
I try to run, but see I'm not that fast.
I think I'm first but surely finish last. (Finish last. Last)
'Cause day 'n' night, the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night.
He's all alone through the day 'n' night. – Day 'n' Night by Kid Cudi.
Chapter 0: How it all Got Down"That's it!" Naruto yelled, his face twisted in rage. He thrust his arm out in front of himself and gave everyone a big, fat, fuck you with sign language. The crowd around him sneered and shouted insults at him. "Stop cuddling Sasuke-teme, he's not a fucking blow up doll!" A rock hit him squaire in the forehead, onto his forehead protector. They sure didn't like that comment. Well, fuck em. Like he gave a shit.
What did they expect his reaction to be? Start singing opera in front of them?
Dumb shits went to his apartment and broke in and fuckin' raided it all and destroyed his stuff! And then they painted unthruthful words on his property. The damn land lord, he gave them the keys! "Die in the depths of HELL! Bastard!" Before anyone could do anything, Naruto made up his mind. He was gonna deal with this 'we hate Uzumaki Naruto' problem once and for all.
"Get the fuck out! You guys know jack shit 'bout me!"
A fat, ugly woman snorted. She had horrible burn marks on her hands and neck. She most likely got 'em from the Kyuubi attack, 'cos she didn't look like she ever put any effort into being a shinobi. His eyes narrowed in on her, eying her fat mass of blubber up and down. Fat tart. "Bastard! We'll kill your devilish ass if it's the last thing we do!" He felt a pang of something go through his system and his face helt hot. Flames of rage circulated through his whole body. He ground his teeth and snarled at her. He spotted that his eyes had turned red via his reflection in his –now broken- kitchen mirror. The scum around him smirked, as if they were saying; 'ha ha, see that people? The demon's come out now. This is his true nature.'. He lost control of his mouth and his actions. He was acting on impulse now.
"I'll fucking kill YOU! That's the last thing your fat ass is gonna do! Dumb shits!"
He inhaled so sharply through his nose that it actually hurt his nostrils. His chest was thrown out as his lung capacity was stretched to the max. Unspoken words floated loudly through the air. "Fuuton! Daitoppohah!" "Die!" Naruto screeched as a massive whirlwind blasted everyone away from him. The crowd crashed into already broken furniture, breaking it further more and having sharp edges pointing into them. People hit the walls with great speed, leaving big dents in them, cracking the surface of the alabaster walls. Some groaned and shakily tried getting up again, collapsing back onto the floor with a pained whimper.
And all Naruto could do was smile like a maniac.
Just. Smile. Like he'd done this countless times before.
As if he'd always commited capital offense by attacking civillians.
Wait ...
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Aw fuck.