I don't own Naruto...
It was that time of year, time to give the new apprentice medics a tour of Konoha hospital. Tsunade herself gave thirteen medic hopefuls a tour. Finally stopping at the morgue.
"And here we have the morgue." Tsunade said, showing the young medic nins in training the beds of dead bodies. "Here we store bodies of non-shinobi citizens until we either bury them, or cremate them. Any questions?"
Suddenly, a body sat up.
"Excuse me, do you have a brain I could munch on?" The "corpse" said through the sheet over his head.
"Zombies!!!!" A girl said and she shrieked and ran off with the other students.
Tsunade sweat dropped and turned to the corpse. "Naruto do you have to do this every year?" She asked the seventeen year old Naruto Uzumaki who was laughing his ass off.
"Of course I do granny." Naruto said, still laughing as the sheet slid off. "But this time." The sheet slid off. His eyeball was hanging out of its socket and half of his face was burned off. "Its real."
Tsunade shrieked and ran off.
"Kai." Naruto said, making the ram seal and releasing his genjutsu. "Well, that was fun." He said.
Told ya she'd freak kit. Kyuubi said in his mind. I think I should reward you when you get home. He heard the male purr in his mind making Naruto whimper in pleasure at the thought.
If you had looked in Naruto's apartment that night, you'd see a musuclar red haired man holding the blonde seventeen year old in his arms, tongues clashing.
The End.
Just a little one shot I thought of last night.
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