The Pirates Make Port.

Leliana walked down the walkways by the port with a spring in her step, she had just been named a full bard and had even been given a small purse with enough coin to buy herself the shoes she had been eyeing for a week now. The only down side to this day was the fact that the shoe boutique was closed for the day as the restocked, so that left leliana without anything thing to do today as she had been given the day off as a treat. She passed a group of raiders where a elf who in Leliana's opinion was striking beautiful was arguing with the captain while a male elf with a striking family resemblance watched with an amused grin. Leliana realised that if she could not by some knew shoes she might as well see if she could find some fun in the nearby tavern before heading back to her rooms.


"Come on Bela!" Selva whined to her captain looking like a begging puppy. "You know that I am ready and far better suited to the position than that fool of a dwarf!"

"Come now my little south paw surely you understand that I need someone with quick and sly hands to be my first mate, look at your brother at least he is the best what he does." Isabela replied winking at the aforementioned elf who was watching amused.

"what do I need to do to prove that I am better than that fool then?" Selva demanded not letting it go, Taeris had been a raiding leader for nearly a year now while Selva was still just on a higher up crewmen not an officer.

"Well south paw if you want it that bad steal both the bra and the coin purse of that new bard that just went into the tavern." Isabela challenge smirking and Selva just laughed.

"Make some money grab a title and get to fell a hot babe up, I knew there was a reason that you were my favourite captain." Selva said laughing as she melted into the crowd as if she had never been there.

"You know that she will do it, I don't know why you don't just give it to her instead of this stupid challenge." Taeris said watching his sister move through the crowd to wait for the bard to leave the tavern.

"Yes but that idiot dwarf will not accept it if I don't make some stupid test besides she could use the money to treat me." The pirate responded with a wink.

"OF course booze is you only reason next you will want us both to join you for a tumble?" Taeris joked and face palmed a moment later when Isabela agreed that was the next part.


Leliana walked out of the tavern with a small flush from the honeyed wine she had ordered, now she started to make her way out of the port area when she felt a small weight crash into her chest. The weight turned out to by a small elf the same elf she had been eyeing earlier, but before she cold even get a word in the elf was bowing low and backing away into the crowd speaking in rapid fire elven.

[I am soo sorry, but I must go now bye-bye!] With a wink the elf vanished into the crowd as if she had never crashed out of it in the first place.

Leliana stared confused after the elf for a moment before deciding to just leave it, she moved down the paths once more feeling like the crash had loosened her top greatly so much so the it felt like her bra was missing. Leliana decided to hurry home and fix her top after a glance told her it was to in place but felt off, and if she was to go out tonight it would not do for it to be in an ill-fitting outfit.

She reached the house she shared with her mistress and quickly entered her room, she reached down to tighten her corset when she felt her hand brush her nipple through the cloth she realized that she had been right at first her bra was in fact missing. She quickly reached down further for her coin purse but found only a cloth wrapped scroll sitting where her purse should be, she pulled it out and what she saw made her turn red from both rage and embarrassment.

(Letter written in a smooth blue coloured ink in slanting cursive.)

Dear Pretty bard with the great tits (Smiling cat face winking drawn next to it.)

I thank you and your great tits for your help, your bra and coin purse are things I will always treasure. I am sorry that I will never get to see you and your great rack and ass bare and writhing under my tender whip and ropes! But know that any embarrassment you receive because of this will be for a great cause!

Cheers Love the Calvary's gone and grabbed your tits and pinched your coin. (Signed with another smiling cat face winking and with a small speech bubble saying 'Cheers love!')

Leliana screamed as she finished reading the letter, that night she soaked in the tub running a hand over the light blue words sprawled across the under side of her breasts. She could only hope that whoever her soulmate was turned out to be a better person than that elf, but that night as she drifted off to sleep she felt like she was forgetting something important even as her dreams filled with smiling cats with whips and ropes.