Kami Nomi Chatroom
The World Only God Knows / 神のみぞ知るセカイ
by Tamiki Wakaki
Fanfic by: Time Cutter
Author's Notes;
.
Scene 0
.
Keima woke up to the bright sunshine flying through his windows. "Aahh, another great day to finish all my games... heh, I bet those girls are dying to see me again... if only they were real instead of those crappy 3D girls..." he said to himself.
"Kami-nii-sama! A-Are you awake? I made a nice breakfast for you~" his sister's voice, Elucia de Lute Ima (known as Elsie), echoed from downstairs. He heard some footsteps running up to his room, followed by a bunch of loud bangs on his door.
"K-Kussooooo!" he screamed to himself quietly. "If I eat her deadly food now..." he paused. The God of Conquest did not want to know what could happen to his life by eating those horrid, disgusting food produced by that bug demon.
Getting impatient, Elsie formed a key with her hagoromo and unlocked the door. "I'm coming in~ Please taste them, Kami-nii-sa-"
The moment she put a step through the room, he got a box and covered it over his 'sister's' head. Then he taped the box shut and called a delivery truck to his house.
Keima grabbed the box and rushed down, handing it over to those delivery people and signing the package. "I'm not afraid to send her away again~" he told himself after telling the delivery people to deliver his important package (Elsie) to Hawaii. Or some place.
1 New Message
He noticed his PFP's message. "What could this message be?" he wondered.
Opening it, he read through the contents.
Keima Katsuragi, you have been invited to the newly-opened Kami Nomi Chatroom. Do not ask any questions, or die.
- Blablabla
He raised an eyebrow. What kind of name was 'Blablabla'!?
Oh well. Keima grinned. He betted that there would be no one there, and he would simply leave their chatroom to rot in the loneliness there.
.
No words or regrets.