Leave No Dick Unsucked - A CURPF
You are sitting in the darkness of your heart. Edward Cullen was there.
Quinn Fabray is hit by Optimus Prime. He is a truck. A truck of feelings.
Emma Swan moves with grace. Grace Helbig. In a U-Haul.
Lesbians.
Sherlock. Sherlockian. Whovian. Who? Where? Its Elementary, the way this feels. Being Orphaned in the Black. Or Orange. It's the new Black.
Supernatural. They're brothers. Brothers. BROTHERS. Sitting on their Game of Thrones, everyone is having sex. EVERYONE.
Bronies are moving in One Direction.
Potter. Malfoy. Facebooking. Each other.
Status update: Hermione has all the answers.
Captain America will save us.
But first. First you need approval. You need to feel like you're allowed to express the pain and lust and fall fashions. Acceptance.
It's delicious.