Legal jumbo mumbo... aka Disclaimer: Don't own, aint gettin' paid for.

A/N: This is my first story, edited by my lazy roommate who I had to force into the editing chair.

Roommate: Three words... Elder Scrolls Online

Author: Three words, Get a life.

Roommate: ...whatever.

Author: Cool.

Serious A/N: It's written in psuedo screen play style. Pretty much just the rough draft. Like was said, the editor is super lazy and very busy drinking blood on his vampire... Something like that. Anyway, read and review or not. I don't need your approval. It's not like you there for me anyway dad!

Roommate: Seriously you need to get over that. I didn't even move here until I was 11 and you're only 4 years younger than me.

Here's the story though...

Effects and whatnot!

It's been hours. He stands there staring at the white board. No one is worried. Leonard has seen him do this hundreds of times before. He is just trying to work out a solution to a problem in his head.

Everyone is sitting in their normal spots in the living room eating their food.

Sheldon: (Blurts out) It isn't logical!"

Everyone looks at him, but he doesn't notice because his back is to them.

Sheldon: I don't care. It isn't logical.

Howard looks at Sheldon and then looks at the others.

Howard: Does he seem more cracked today?

Leonard: (Fixes glasses) Yea, a little bit.

Penny, who is sitting on the arm of the chair, looks at Sheldon.

Penny: (To Self) I'm gonna regret this. (Then to Sheldon) Sweetie, what isn't logical?

Sheldon does not respond for a few seconds. He suddenly turns toward the group and walks to his spot on the couch, and sits down and picks up his food and starts eating.

Leonard: So, you are having a problem coming up with a solution to a problem?

Sheldon: (Turns to Leonard) Don't be absurd Leonard!

Amy: What's not logical then?"

Sheldon: It was nothing. I figured it out."

Howard: Dude I thought you had finally cracked already. I thought we would have to get you a strait jacket. I know I say this, a lot but I thought you were a goner, a couple cards short of a full deck.

Bernadette: Howie don't say that. Be nice

Sheldon: and I have all my cards in my deck. I count them every day. You know I keep up with my property.

Penny: Why aren't you using unnecessary big words?

Leonard: I was just thinking that.

Sheldon becomes a touch nervous.

Sheldon: I just thought for a change I would speak to your level. It's a new thing I am trying."

Penny gives him a look that could slay a titan.

Raj: I'm going to grab a beer.