a/n I've had this idea for about EVER but haven't had the time or felt like writing it until now, but now, I do! That's why you're getting it! –gasp- lol
Best Commercial I've Ever Seen
"Allie! Come here! This is hilarious!" my little sister said. Her name is Naomi, and she's about the luckiest girl in the world, considering she has no finals, and can watch TV all day on Friday instead of having to study.
I ran into the room, deciding that after three conspicuous hours going over Spanish and Geography work, that I deserved a small break. She was rewinding something on Tivo. Naomi pressed play in the middle of a commercial break.
She told me to watch the commercial when I stared at her, and I turned back to the screen.
"Do YOU have an injury that involves no blood? Do YOU not want to pay a load of money like you do if you go to a hospital? Come to the Cullen Family Doctor's Office and have a cheap exam and be fixed up as well as at a normal hospital! If not better!" It started.
When it said 'Cullen Family Doctors Office' a family picture of a bunch of pale-skinned, gold-eyed people, all of which looked far from bad, showed on the screen.
"This is…Odd…" I said, and started to leave, but Naomi told me to turn around and keep watching, so I decided to give it a chance for her.
It continued with, "We've got the doc himself, Carlisle Cullen," there, it showed a picture of the blond adult from the picture, he looked way too young to be a doctor, "We also have Edward Cullen, Carlisle's son who will always guess at what's wrong with you as long as you're thinking about it!" It showed a picture of the hottest guy I've ever seen. His hair wasn't like his dad's, it looked bronze, and he was scowling.
"We DEFINITELY promise he can't read your mind!" It continues.
THAT made me laugh. You can't read someone's mind anyway, no matter what, so what's the point of saying that?
"Alice Cullen, Doctor Carlisle's daughter, who will always know when you're coming, and will talk so much you semi-forget your injury because you're SO annoyed at her!" they showed a picture of a smiling, small face with black, spiked hair. Her outfit didn't match her hair. She was adorable, and looked like a dancer or model.
"Jasper Hale, Carlisle nephew, will calm you down and soothe your pain just by touching your shoulder!" It showed a picture of a guy with blond hair and wide eyes, that looked like he was in major pain himself.
"Emmett Cullen, Carlisle's other son, will make you laugh so much you semi-forget about your pain and Alice!" On the screen, a pic of a buff, REALLY HOT guy with short brown hair and a goofy smile popped up for a bit.
"Rosalie Hale, Carlisle's niece, to be mean and self-centered to make you hate her instead of yourself for getting hurt!" The screen lit up with a blondie that made me want to cry. She was SO lovely…no one could look like her.
"Aaaand last but definitely NOT least(especially if you ask Carlisle), Esme Cullen, Carlisle's wife," it showed a picture of a sweet looking adult, the only one other than Carlisle, "She'll give you cookies to make you happy, because you KNOW cookies rock! Plus you'll stop thinking of Rosalie and Alice and be able to laugh at Emmett and let Carlisle fix you while eating yummy cookies!"
"Come On! Get here fast before we have to leave! I suggest you find out if you're injured now!"
The screen went blank for a second and I was laughing a bit. This was a little funny, but then the screen came back to life, and the whole Cullen family showed up.
"Oh, and…" Carlisle started on the screen.
"We are DEFINITELY NOT VAMPIRES!"
a/n lol…how did you like it? I could just see this in my mind…well, the commercial…now that the movie's come out…by the way, this is pre-Bella.