I don't own Naruto or FairyTail.
Well, this is my second story. It's a crossover of Fairy tail and Naruto. Actually, this chapter is corrected, not beta-ed! I corrected it by myself. And I changed some details, according to the reviews that I got and to a certain PM. Of course, the changes aren't that much... But, well... I really wish things will look better like this!
This is the first chapter. Next chapters will be out, four are already there. And I'm still working on the fifth...
Well! I won't talk about such MEANINGLESS details! u.u
Have a nice reading! :)
Mages VS Ninjas
Chapter 1
Strangeness
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Naruto - The fourth great ninja war
Madara was standing on a rock, glancing down at the millions of ninjas that came to fight him. Obito gritted his teeth. "They will attack, Madara!" He yelled.
"And?! What's with your anxiety?! We will crush them." Madara said, with his usual calm and deep tone.
Obito lowered his head. Why am I feeling like something is wrong?! It has nothing to do with those brats… but… He took a deep breath, rolled his head skyward. Madara discreetly glanced at him, keeping the serious mode. He knew that something was wrong, but couldn't understand anything more. After all, how can Obito be disturbed?! Everything is going as planned; there's nothing to worry about!
Sakura glanced at Naruto. "Wait, I'm almost finished with healing you."
He nodded.
Then, everybody fell silent.
"Did I miss something?!" A soft voice interrupted their silence. Then, Minato appeared in front of Sakura and Naruto. Everyone's eyes widened.
Naruto smirked; he wasn't surprised at all, as if he expected him to come. "Nope, you arrived in the nick of time." He answered his father's question.
Sakura glanced at Minato, looking really confused. "Who... are you?!" She asked.
Minato turned his back to her, pointing at the words engraved on his robe. Sakura stared at it. "The fourth... hokage?!" She shouted, surprised.
Minato smiled. He glanced at Sakura for a few more seconds. Then, the realization hit him.
"This girl… is your girlfriend?!" He asked Naruto.
Naruto glanced back, staying silent for a while. Then, he grinned, nodding at his words. "Yes! Yes, absolutely, she is my girlfriend!"
Sakura smiled nervously, kicking his back. "YOU STAY CALM!"
Minato laughed nervously. "Please take good care of my son."
She smiled, nodded.
Minato lowered his head. His smile went sadder. She really reminds me of you…
Naruto smirked. "There's still more!"
Everyone's eyes widened seeing the other three Hokages appearing. "We were able to block the attack!" The others stared at each other in confusion. "It was they who blocked the attack?!"
Madara smirked jumping in front of Hashirama. "HASHIRAMA! I was waiting for you!" He yelled.
"I have no time for you!" Hashirama glared at him. He glanced back at the ten tails. "The Juubi first."
Madara lowered his head, disappointed. He sighed and sat on the ground, crossing his legs. "Geez... You'll never change!" He laughed sarcastically.
Naruto grinned. "There's still more reinforcement!"
Sasuke and Jûugo joined them, a few more seconds.
Naruto smirked. Sakura glanced at Sasuke, eyes wide in shock. "S… Sasuke?! Why?" Everyone stared at him in confusion.
Sasuke glanced in front of him with a cold expression. He stayed silent, just hearing the whispers of his former classmates…
"You're all… still as noisy as ever." He muttered, annoyed.
Hashirama glanced at the Juubi with a serious expression. He moved his looks toward Minato. "Have you placed your marks?!"
Minato nodded.
"Well then…" The four Hokages appeared around the Juubi. They made hand seals as an orange barrier appeared around him.
Kiba glared at Sasuke. "You bastard! What the hell are you doing here?"
Sakura bit her lips. "Why are you here, Sasuke?"
Sasuke glanced at her. "A lot of things happened. I've decided to protect Konoha. Then, I'll..." He stared at Naruto's serious expression, glanced back at the others. "Become Hokage..."
Everyone's eyes widened. "W… WHAT!"
Naruto smiled, stood up."Well… Let's go!"
"Wait a minute!" Hashirama objected, glancing in front of him. The Juubi started forming a new bomb. The ninjas stared at it. "That thing again!" Minato glared at the Juubi. "He wants to break the barrier. Fellow previous Hokages! Please re-focus and prepare yourselves!" He yelled.
Hiruzen gritted his teeth. "We know that!"
Tobirama smiled. "Now then..."
The Juubi attacked, a great explosion formed. The ninjas glanced in front of them, a little anxious. But their worry turned into joy seeing that the defense has succeeded. They grinned. "It worked! The attack was blocked!" Hashirama smiled. "It's not a simple barrier," he explained.
Hashirama created wooden clones as it stood at the barrier's corners. "Shinobies can go in and out now. Follow me! Alright! GO!"
"Right!"
Hashirama started doing hand seals. "It's not over yet!" Seals blocked the ten tails body.
"Now then, I can deal with you..." He jumped in front of Madara. "Sorry for keeping you wait, Madara."
"No." Hashirama glared at Madara, who just sat on the ground. "A clone is no fun. I'll wait for the real one to show up." He protested with an annoyed tone.
Hashirama seriously stared at him.
"NOW!" The ninjas ran into the barrier. Statues kept on appearing from the Juubi's body.
"DON'T WAVER!"
They ran toward the status doing hand seals…
Fairy Tail - Grand Magic Games
"GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Natsu sighed, sitting on the chair. Lucy laughed nervously. "What's so funny?!"
Natsu glanced at her. "No... Nothing"
Gray sighed, crossing his arms. "What a sparrow brain."
"What?!" Natsu smiled nervously, clenching his fists. Fire appeared on it. "You want fight frozen underwear?!"
"Talk for yourself, head-burned!"
Juvia's eyes sparkled. "Gray-Sama! Take me with you-"
"TO THE HELL NATSU!"
"I'LL SHOW YOU!"
"YOU MORON!"
"TEME!"
"STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU!" Erza kicked them. "Stop fighting! Everyone is looking at us!"
Chapati glanced in front of him. "Yajima-san, this combat is so..." His eyes sparkled. "KAWAIIIII!"
Mira smiled at Jenny. "It has been a lot of time since I haven't posed, maybe... 7 years?"
Jenny smirked as a response. They started wearing swimsuits. Everyone's eyes sparked.
"HAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Mira smiled. "Like this?!"
Jenny smiled proudly. "Like this!"
"Like this?!"
"Like this?!"
The spectators grinned. "This is the best combat... THE BEST!"
"Absolutely. Arigato gozaimachi! Arigato gozaimachi! ARIGATO GOZAIMACHI!"
Natsu sighed, looked away. "I'm bored!" He yawned.
Erza kicked him. "YOU HAVE TO ENCOURAGE HER! UNDRESS! FAST!"
The others fell to the ground laughing as Erza forced Natsu to wear only underwear.
"What are you laughing at, Gray!" She said with a threatening tone.
Gray coughed nervously. "N-Nothing at all! I'm... with you... Natsu, you don't have to do this..." He smirked removing his clothes. "Alone!"
The others' eyes widened.
Juvia's face coloured in bright red. "Gray-Samaaaaaaaaaa!"
Mira smiled. "Well, well…"
Juvia, Cana, Levi, Wendy, Erza and the others jumped into the arena, all wearing swimsuits. All the spectators instantly blushed. "SO COOOOOOOOOL!"
"Coool, cooool, coooooooooooooool!"
Jenny glanced around. "This became a real parade," she complained.
Mira laughed. "It's funnier this way, don't you think?!"
Everyone started pausing.
Macao and Wakaba blushed.
"Haa... What will my wife say?!" He said, his eyes staring –still at the girls.
"They're so... Hhhhhhhhhhhh."
"That's the youth… the youth…"
Everyone glanced at the sky. "Aré?!"
Black clouds started appearing as lightening exploded on it.
"A storm, now?!"
Mavis stared at it with a serious expression.
Naruto - The fourth great ninja war... And…
Madara sighed, lowering his head.
"This is really boring, ne... Hashirama?!" Hashirama narrowed his eyes. They both glanced at the sky. "Aré?!"
Black clouds appeared on it, lightening started exploding.
"A storm... now?!"
Madara glared at it. Obito appeared near him. He whispered a few words in his ear.
"Wh… WHAT!"
Hashirama rolled his head to the side. "Something, isn't right?!"
Madara stood up, clearing his throat. "N… NO!"
Naruto started crushing the status with the others. No one seemed to mind the storm.
Madara sat on the ground, again. He glared at Obito. "I can't do anything about it... It's their problem... No... Yours! Go find a solution."
Obito sighed. "I really d…" His eyes widened. "Ma… Madara..."
Hashirama whistled, standing up. I knew I should have watched the weather forecast…
Erza glanced around. "What is this bad atmosphere?" She moaned softly, sat properly. "I'm feeling there's a… something."
Obito glared at her, taking an offensive stance. Who is this woman? A psychopath… maybe?! Who will be hanging with a swimsuit in the great ninja war?!
She glanced below her. Her eyes widened. "A chest... Hmmm... Maybe we're at the palace of hell that Natsu talked about. Possible! After all… Oh, wait a second! I'm thinking you moron!" She glanced behind. Her eyes widened, finding out that she was sitting on Madara. Hashirama smiled playfully, grabbing a kunai. She's an enemy, or an ally?!
-OoOoO-
Natsu and Gray glanced around. "I'm feeling... not that good."
"Yeah... It's a bad atmosphere." Gray affirmed.
Sasuke and Naruto glanced at them, eyes wide in shock.
"Naruto… tell me..." Sasuke whispered hesitatingly.
"Yes... Sasuke?"
"Are these two morons… right on the Juubi's head?!"
"Yes, Sasuke..."
"Oh…"
The other ninjas' reactions were no difference! They stopped the fight, just staring and blinking.
"WHAT'S THIS?" They all yelled, simultaneously.
They felt lost, lost, LOST! I mean… what's the meaning of it?! They came here to fight against Madara and his fellows, not to watch two morons appearing from nowhere and posing on the Juubi's head, ready to take a souvenir picture! It's just… unbelievable! If Madara was planning this from the beginning… the he really got them! Even the Juubi stopped making the statues!
"GAHAHAHAHAHAA!" Natsu started running on the Juubi's back. Gray ran behind. "TEME! COME HERE!" They both stopped seeing Sting and Rogue standing in front of them. Natsu glared at them. "You two..." Gray crossed his arms. "Well… seems like we're not the only one here… How nice!"
"Where are we anyway?!" Gajeel walked toward them.
"YOU'RE HERE TOO!"
"Hello!"
Sting glanced around. "Who knows? I never saw this place before..."
"I know!" Natsu nodded crossing his arms. The others glanced at him, looking really attentive. "You guessed, Natsu?!"
"Yes..."
"S-So?!"
"I'm hungry…"
"YOU MORON!"
Naruto and Sasuke glanced at each other. "What… What's this shit?! They're playing?!"
"NO WAY!" Happy pointed at Sasuke.
Sasuke glared at him. He wrapped his fingers around his Katana, ready to draw it. "A blue cat?! A talking blue cat?!" He started babbling, discreetly, trying to keep the cool face.
"IT'S ZEREF! NATSU! HE CHANGED THE HAIRCUT!" Happy yelled.
Sasuke carefully ran a hand into his hair. "Z… Zeref… who?" He asked, looking really confused.
Naruto laughed childishly, pointing at Happy. "A blue cat! A BLUE CAT!"
Sakura punched him. "This is no time to laugh, moron! This can be really dangerous!"
"Ye… Yes… Sorry… Sakura-chan…"
Charuru sighed, lowering her head. "Maybe we're at Edoras once more… Maybe this guy is edo-zeref?"
Sasuke started drawing his sword, darkly glaring at the two cats. Sakura's eyes widened seeing the satanic aura forming around him. "S-Sasuke… c-calm down! They're just… innocent cats!" She said, trying to calm him down.
"I'M NOT AN EDO-TENSEI YOU BUNCH OF PUPPIES!" Too late; Sasuke already lost his nerves.
"I'M AN EXCEED!" Happy yelled back.
"Whatever!"
Lily crossed his arms. "I wonder where the others are."
Sasuke took a deep breath, trying to cool his head. He hid his sword. Naruto glanced back at the Juubi. "Oi, Sasuke... Look! Now five morons are on the Juubi!"
Sasuke glared at them. "Madara… is really unpredictable." He muttered.
Happy glanced at the Juubi. "Oh... It's Natsu!"
Sasuke smiled nervously seeing Happy's wings appearing. "He's flying..." He placed his hand on his face, sat on the ground. "It's my fault… I… I'll go… find new eyes."
Naruto slowly nodded. Then, he quickly shook his head. "N-No! You're seeing correct! That cat is really flying!" He exclaimed.
Sakura smiled nervously. "Madara... wants to kill us..."
-OoOoO-
Erza was staring still at Madara. "Your face…"
Madara glanced at her with a cold look. His eyes widened as she started scratching his face. "It's brittle."
Hashirama narrowed his eyes. What the…
Madara held her hand back. "Bitch… stop messing with me…" He said, with an annoyed tone. Her eyes widened as Obito kicked her away. Obito gritted his teeth. "Who do you think you are, appearing like that?"
Erza stood up, glanced at him with a dark look. "How dare you do this to me? Erza Scarlet!" Her Paganotory armour appeared. Madara jumped from the ground. He grabbed his scythe, blocking her sword. Wh… What's with this fast armor-change?! And what's with her quick-changing mood.
Erza glared at him. He blocked my sword this easily?!
Erza smiled, her armour disappearing. "It's seems like you're a habitant in this world, would you please tell me… Long?" She stared at Madara. He… Or she has a long hair. It's a little wild, I should say. But it looks really nice! Could this person be a girl?! Hmm…
Madara stared at her, seriously. What's with this woman?! She appears from nowhere then start commenting stupid things. It's annoying! Dammit! And what's with those big eyes?! She's staring at me as if I'm an alien! And then… she's just wearing a swimsuit. It's not that serious! What's with her?! A ninja?! No… impossible. She can't be. I don't sense her chakra. Then, how can she use that Jutsu?! The armour thing. If I didn't dodge… It's clear that she's really fast. How was she even able to change her clothing as that?! She's clearly not a civilian; she's not a ninja… Then, what is she?!
Both of them stared at each other, suspiciously. They fell silent for a while, leaving their minds speaking.
"Are you a girl?!" Erza finally asked, cutting the silence. She stared at Madara with her I'm-really-curious look.
"No!"
"Oh... Well then... Do you know where we are?"
"Yes." Madara crossed his arms, looking away. "You've just messed it up."
Erza stared at him with a serious expression.
Juvia and Wendi ran toward her. "Erza-san!" She moved her look toward them.
Hashirama's face went red. Swimsuits... They're all in swimsuits.
"We... We're lost!" Juvia shouted, worried.
-OoOoO-
Chapati glanced around. "Yajima-san…"
"Yes?"
"Where are we Yajima-san?"
"Who knows?"
"We're lost, arigato gozaimachi?"
"Cool, COOOOOOOOL!"
Mira and Jenny continued posturing. The ninjas' eyes sparkled.
"Nice job Madara!"
"I suddenly like this war."
"I suddenly like Madara."
"They're so... HHHHHHHHHHHH."
"Who cares about the Juubi?"
"Give me popcorn!"
The wave of prattling reigned.
Mira smiled, glancing at them. "Maybe this is a part of the completion. Ne?! Jenny?"
Jenny smirked. "Who cares? I won't lose to you!" Her smile went colder. "And I have a little suggestion."
Mira nodded as an agreement to her idea.
"The one who will lose will undress completely in front of everyone…"
"Oh…" Mira smiled brightly. "Why not?"
The ninja's eyes widened. "A... AMAZING! WE LOVE YOU MADARA!"
Madara smiled nervously, lowering his head. "What's… the meaning of this?"
Obito stood near him. "What will we do?"
Madara took a deep breath. "What's this delirium?" He whispered. "They… love me… DAMMIT!" He crossed his arms, tried to calm down. "What's… the meaning of all this?!" Obito glanced at him, confused. "What's going on?!"
Hashirama thoughtfully stared at ground. This is weird… But… He laughed discreetly. It's worth watching… definitely!
Madara's eyes widened as Erza held him, against her chest. Juvia laughed nervously. "E-Erza-san… You… You're not wearing you armour," she warned.
"It's ok! Helping a lost man is compulsory! That's the rule of the war!"Erza answered with a firm voice.
Madara lowered his head, clenched his fists "It's your entire fault!" He gritted his teeth, feeling enraged. "They… love me…"
Obito's eyes widened in disbelief. "M… Madara! Put yourself together!"
Erza nodded, started taking notes. "Yes... continue..."
"My father was a strict man, you know… The pride and the FUCK!"
"The fuck?! Why the fuck? I don't think the pride and the fuck goes together. Your father was a psychopath?!"
"Wh-Why am I talking like this." Madara jumped back. "O... Obito... Let's go home; I'm drunk..."
"NOT SO FAST YOU MORON!"
Wendy laughed nervously as Erza punched Madara's face to the ground. "Where are we?! You still haven't answered!"
"We're... You're... at... the... Ninja world."
Erza glanced at him. "The... what?!"
"HANDS OFF YOU BITCH!"
-OoOoO-
Natsu and the others stopped fighting with each other, remarking Sasuke's presence. They stared at him, darkly. Then, they jumped in front of him. "Edo-Zeref! Because of him Acnologia is there... We were sealed during 7 years!" Sting and Rogue looked away. "Well it's not our case… But…" Sasuke stared back, emotionlessly. He moved his gaze to Happy, who rushed to Natsu's side.
What's with these guys?! I can't feel any chakra… They're not ninjas?! Then… what are they?! I… I really don't get it... And that pink haired… Is he the one called... Natchoes?! What's with this name?! Why did they come all of a sudden?! What's their profit of all this?!
His eyes widened as ice and fire ran toward him.
"Ice Make..."
"KARYŪ NO!"
He gritted his teeth as his Susano'o appeared. What are these circles dammit... How do they use their chakra... I can't find out! Naruto glanced at them, confused. His eyes widened as the Juubi started moving. "O… Oi... The Juubi is..."
Natsu kicked the Juubi's face. "Shut up you big something! SHUT UP!"
Sakura laughed nervously. "Well, well.."
The fire crashed on the Susano'o.
Sasuke gritted his teeth, glancing at Madara. "Madara! What's the meaning of this!" His eyes widened, seeing Erza holding Madara. "Fuck… He's busy."
Gajeel smirked appearing behind him. Sasuke smirked back. "No matter how strong you are… You can't break this Susano'o, not even the Raikage with the other Kages together was able to do it, give up!"
"The Susu… what?" Gajeel's smirk widened. "TETSURYŪKEN!" His hand turned into a steel sword. "Gehee."
His sword hit Sasuke's Susano'o. Naruto's eyes widened. "I never saw this before! Sakura-chan, what do you think?"
Sakura sighed, looking away. "Well, who knows? They never use hand seals. It's really weird!" Sasuke smirked, glancing at Gajeel. "Your efforts are futile!" Gajeel's eyes widened as his sword broke. "What's the magic you use, edo-zeref!"
Sasuke did hand seals as lightening exploded from his body. "Just tell me... Who the heck are you!"
"We're Fairy Tail's mages! The greatest fairies!" Gajeel answered, proudly.
"You're…" Sasuke lowered his head, the lightening fading. Naruto to the ground laughing. "FAIRIES!" Sakura's eyes sparkled. "Cool.. .You might have wings, and… and a pink light!"
Sasuke smiled; he already lost control. "Faires…" He whispered.
Naruto stood up slowly, wiping away the tears of laughter. "Ouuf! What the hell?!"
"Madara really fucked us, this time… F-FAIRIES!"
Natsu glanced at them. "And who are you?"
"Nininininininininininja…"
Sakura started laughing. "S-Stop this.."
"EDO-ZEREF!" Naruto yelled.
"Fuck off..." Sasuke said, with a deep voice, almost annoyed.
"Oh, come on! Sasuke, look! How can you keep calm in front of those guys! They're… f… FAIRIES!"
Sasuke's smile widened. He's about to crack.
Gray glared at them. He was really pissed that these clowns were laughing at them like that. But, he won't fall into meaningless struggles. He decided to keep calm, for now. "So... Who are you?"
Sasuke placed his hand on his face, trying to hold his laughter. "I'm Uchiha... S-Sasuke..." Naruto already gave up on trying. "I'm.. Uzumakikikikikikiki Naruto."
"I SEE!" They glanced at Natsu. He crossed his arms, nodding thoughtfully. Happy glanced at him. "Natsu!" Sasuke's face went red; impossible… He's already on edge… If anything funny will happen… "I'm hungry, Natsu…" Happy grabbed his green scarf. "Good! I have a fish with me!" Sasuke started laughing. D… Dammit! If Madara wants us to lose our concentration… then it's a win…
Sakura laughed nervously. "We're… ninjas… You see, there, we were in the middle of a war, and you came of all sudden…"
"GUAAHHHHHAAAHAHAHA!" Natsu smirked wrapping his scarf around his face. "I'm a ninja. YOU HEARD THAT GRAY! GAJEEL!"
"NO ONE CARES!" Sting's eyes sparkled. "In the middle of a war… you said?" Gray sighed. "What's this delirium?!"
Rogue crossed his arms, glaring at the ground. I just wanted to watch Mira and Jenny's combat, then take a nap… Why am I hanging here?!" Frosch appeared on his shoulder. "Frosch is ok!"
"A... A FROG!"
-OoOoO-
"Hmmm.." Laxus glanced around. "I think I'm lost... somewhere.."
"DON't WORRY! LAXUS!" Freed jumped on him with Evergreen and Bickslow. "THE RAIJINSHU IS THERE!"
"Oh…"
Laxus glared at the sky. What's with the atmosphere?! I feel really bad about it. It's incredibly silent where I am. I'm the only one being sent here?! Or other are here too?! I really can't tell about anything. It's weird!
-OoOoO-
Madara placed his hand on his face. "This woman is crazy… Kabuto! Whoever the fuck is living! UNDO YOUR DAMN JUTSU! FUCK! I want to go back!"
"Hmm! I see! You still have the fuck effects of your father. It's very probable…" Erza analysed.
"What the fuck?!"
He placed a hand on Hashirama's shoulder. "Man… What am I doing?!" Hashirama lowered his head, glancing discreetly at Erza. She so... Hahhhhhhhhh. Madara's eyes widened as Erza grabbed his by his hair. "Hmm.." She smirked as a sword appeared in her hand. "This hair needs to be cut."
Madara jumped away, caressing his hair. "Leave me alone dammit! What's with my hair?!"
"I DON'T CARE! GET READY!"
Obito sighed. This won't be over soon…
Madara lowered his head, smiling nervously. "I'm… angry…"
"You're hungry?!"
His eyes widened as water filled his mouth. Ezra grinned, pointing her thumb at Juvia. "Nice! Water is good and healthy!" She glanced back at Madara. "You look so pale, you know?! JUVIA! More water!"
"Right!"
Hashirama's eyes widened as water fell on him with Madara. "C-COLD!"
Erza glanced at him with a dark look. "What were you staring at… you…"
"Ammm.." Madara glanced at Erza, his cheeks puffed by the water. Erza slapped his back as he swallowed slowly. "You... wants to kill me!"
"Not at all! Helping at comrade at war is necessary! That's the rule of the war!"
"I'm not your comrade! AND I NEVER ASKED FOR A NURSE TO SAVE MY LIFE…" Madara looked away, thinking. "Rectification… I NEVER ASKED FOR A NURSE! –I don't have a life…"
"It's not my fault if you're weak! GET STRONGER!" Erza ordered.
"I'm... weak… you said?!" Madara's Sharingan formed.
"No way!" Erza's eyes widened. She walked a few steps back. "EDO-ZEREF?!"
Juvia and Wendi glanced at each other. "No way! We're at Edoras?!" Madara's Susano'o appeared. "How dare you…" He muttered.
His look hardened. "HOW DARE YOU MESS UP WITH THIS!"
-OoOoO-
"GUAHHHHHH!" Natsu glanced behind. "Edo-Zeref?"
"Yeah?" Sasuke answered with an annoyed tone; he knew it was useless to convince them that he ISN'T that edo-whatever they're calling him with… So, he just accepted his miserable fate.
"What's this thing that says 'GUAHHHHHHHH'?" Natsu asked.
"The… The thing we're doing the war for…"
"No! Sasuke! It's the Juubi!" Naruto corrected.
"Oh, come on! As if it's important to tell about the details!"
"NATSU!" Erza ran toward Natsu. Naruto's face turned red. "O... Owah..."
"Natsu! I found Edo-Zeref!" Erza shouted.
"Oh! Me too! This one is funny!" Natsu grinned, pointing at Sasuke.
"ERZA-SAN!" Juvia and Wendi ran behind her, carrying Obito with them. "This is Edo-Zeref!"
Sakura stared at them, confused. "What's this story?!"
Rogue glanced at Sasuke. "No! I think, this one is the real; he has the same look."
Gajeel sighed, looking away. "Why not killing all of them!" He complained.
Sasuke gritted his teeth. "I'LL SHOW YOU WHO WILL KILL WHO! SCRAP HEAP!"
Naruto laughed nervously. "Sa... Sasuke... Calm down!"
His eyes widened as Sasuke started doing hand seals. "No, Sasuke, no… that's not good… You're losing your temper!"
"Who cares about the temper! He's treating me as if I'm a crone! I'LL SHOW HIM!" Sasuke gritted his teeth. "These guys started pissing me off, anyway."
Natsu's eyes sparkled as a fire ball ran from Sasuke's mouth. "COOOOOOOOL! You eat fire too! This Edo-Zeref is for me!"
Sasuke's eyes widened as Natsu ate the fire. "Deliciouuuuuus! Thank you!" Natsu grinned.
Sakura gasped in shock. "He a-a-a-ate it?! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
"F... Fuck! I tried to do this once and almost died…" Sasuke said, astonished.
"Ho-"
"Stop... Don't ask..."
"O… Oh..."
-OoOoO-
Mira smiled at the ninjas. "So! Who is the best? Chapati-san?"
Chapati's eyes sparkled. "I'm a Chapati... But I'll be a cake for you!"
Jenny's eyes burned with anger. She forced a smile, glancing at the ninjas. "And you! What do you think?"
"Are you married yet?"
Ino smiled nervously lowering her head. "Wh-What's the problem of these two?! We're in the middle of a war. Then, they come from nowhere to make a parade!"
Shikamaru smirked. "Admit it! You want to join them!"
"N-NOT AT ALL! WHAT DOES MAKE YOU THINK THAT!"
"I… Ino-San?" Hinata smiled weakly. "Y… You're already in a swimsuit."
Ino's eyes widened. "Wh-WHAT!"
Kiba smirked glancing at Levi.
"Yo..."
"H... Hi…" Levi glanced around. "Have you seen Gajeel?!" He approached her slowly. "You're really... cute!"
"SOLID SCRIPT!" His eyes widened as metal fell on his head. "METAL!"
"Cu… cute…"
-OoOoO-
Madara ran toward Obito. Erza ran behind him, smirking evilly. "Cut that hair. CUT THAT HAIR!"
"NO! OBITO! Do something!"
Mira glanced at him. "Erza… stop harassing the girls! She's really cute like this…"
Naruto and Sakura glanced at each other. Their faces went red as they fell to the ground, laughing. "MADARA IS CUTE! HE'S… CUUUUUUUTE!"
"I'M NOT A GIRL!" Madara stood in front of them. His eyes widened as Erza started cutting his hair. Her smirk widened. Her eyes sparkled. "A little here, a little more here… and here... here..."
Natsu grinned. "Look! Gray! He has the same haircut than you, now! Nice! Erza!"
Madara's lowered his head, running a hand into his hair. Erza smiled, slapping his back. "You look perfect!"
"Aré?!" Mira rolled her head to the side in confusion. "He's a boy?!"
She smiled nervously. "M-My fault…" She coughed nervously, glancing at the judges.
Chapati lowered his head. "Mira-sama… Would you marry me?" Yajima nodded.
"COOL! COOOOOOOOOOL!"
"Well, well…" Mira smiled at Jenny. "We know who is the winner, right? Prepare yourself!" She ordered.
"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" Jenny complained.
The ninja's eyes widened. "O... Owah..."
-OoOoO-
"Wild..."
"FOUR!"
"Wild..."
"FOUR!"
"Wild..."
"FOUUUUUUUUR!"
Laxus sighed, glared at them. "Fuck off, quarter puppies... We're busy, there…" At least those guys are here. Which means maybe others are here too?
The others' eyes widened. "Pu… Puppies…"
Freed glanced at the ninjas. "Maybe we can ask one of those guys?" The others nodded. They walked toward the crowd. "H-Hey!" The ninja glanced at them, his face completely red. "Oh... Yes..." Freed's eyes widened. "N-NO! What are you doing!" He ran away as the ninjas ran behind him.
"She's wearing red clothes!"
"FOLLOW HER!"
"UNDRESS!"
"YOU DIRTY BEASTS! I'M A BOY!"
Laxus crossed his arms, looking away. His eyes widened, seeing Jenny undressing slowly. "F... Fuck..." Jenny bit her lips, crying heavily. "You're so cruel! Mirajane!"
Mira smirked as a dark orb appeared in her hand. "A deal is a deal! EXECUTION!"
"Y-YES! MIRA-SAMA!"
"AND THE JANE!"
"HAI! MIRAJANE-SAMA!"
Evergreen laughed nervously. "Well, well… Mira is being serious, there." Laxus coughed nervously, moving his look elsewhere. "B-But... Whatever!" He smirked seeing fire and ice, meters away. "I bet these two are fighting somewhere..." Great, Mira is here too… And these two idiots… It's a little reassuring, genuinely…
"Yosh! Let's go see them. For now, the best thing to do is be in a group and stay together." Bickslow added.
"Y-Yes… You think we have to bring Mira with us?" Evergreen asked, not moving her look from the pervy spectacle.
"Oh… no! Let her… with her…" Laxus lowered his head, smiling nervously, seeing Freed running in front of him. "YOU BUNCH OF PERVERTS!"
Yellow lightening exploded from Laxus's body to hit all the ninjas. "Teme... Let's go..." He ordered.
"YES! ARIGATO GOZAIMACHI!"
-OoOoO-
Natsu stared at Madara, Obito and Sasuke a few minutes, thoughtfully. "I GOT IT!" He yelled.
"Yes! What is it?"
"These are Zeref's children!"
Gray looked away. "Th-That kid... is married?"
Erza slowly nodded. "Yes! It's a probability..."
"Maybe he's not!"
"YOU ASSHOLE!"
Sasuke glanced at Madara. "Wha.. What the fuck are they saying?" His eyes widened seeing Madara caressing his hair. Obito placed a firm hand on his shoulder. "It's ok! Mada-chan! It's just hair..."
Naruto laughed nervously.. "Mada… chan?!"
"It's just hair..." Madara glanced at Obito, darkly.
Obito coughed nervously looking away. "NO IT'S NOT!"
Madara sighed, sat on the ground crossing his legs. "I'm more preoccupied by these clowns…"
Obito nodded, moving his gaze toward the mages.
"GUAHHHHHHHHHH!" They all glanced at the Juubi. Their eyes widened as it broke the barrier and ran toward them.
"Oh! Fuck!"
"Madara do you know a way to..." They sighed looking away. "This guy is a real moron."
"Yeah! If I knew about this, I would cut his hair from the beginning!"
"Sa... Sasuke... He's going straight toward us."
"YOSH!" Natsu smirked. "This thing is a dragon, right?!"
"D… Dragon?!" Sakura glanced at the others. They shrugged. "It's... more powerful... maybe..."
"We'll show them... The power of THE DRAGON SLAYERS!"
Sting and Rogue smirked. "Why not; some training." Laxus appeared near them.
Naruto glanced at them. "They keep on appearing!"
"Yes..."
Laxus smirked as lightening exploded from his body. "6 dragon slayer… versus an unknown thingy. I wonder who will win..."
The others smirked at each other. "So, it was really a war... well then..."
"LET'S SHOW THEM! THE POWER PF FAIRIES!"
Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura glanced at each other. "Let's watch?!"
"Yeah… nothing else to do!"
Madara analytically gazed at the dragon slayers. Obito stared at him, discreetly.
-OoOoO-
Makarov's eyes widened seeing explosions. "Wh-WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING! FIRST MASTER!"
"I guess it's Natsu and the others..." Biska smiled. "They make the shambles everywhere they go!"
Makarov lowered his head. "Sh… Shambles..."
-OoOoO-
"Yajima-san."
"Yes. I guess I know what are you about to say... It's really... weird, this situation..."
"No... Yajima-san... The situation is great!" Chapati's eyes sparkled. "Jenny... UNDRESSED!"
"Wild!"
"FOUUUUUUR!"
-OoOoO-
"Karyū no..."
"Eiryū no..."
"Hakuryū no..."
"Tetsuryū no..."
"Tenryū no..."
"Rairyū no…"
The Juubi started forming another bomb.
Erza smirked. "GO! FAIRIES!"
The others lowered their heads, laughing silently.
Natsu smirked.
"HŌKŌ!"
"GUAHHHHHH!" The bomb and the others' attacks clashed. A giant explosion burst.
Naruto gritted his teeth and jumped back. Wh-What did happen?! Did those guys win?!
Sasuke activated his Sharingan, glancing around. Too much dust! The explosion is still on...
Natsu narrowed his eyes. "HMMMMM..." His eyes widened as the Juubi wrapped his hand around his body. Gray gritted his teeth. "How comes! After six attacks of different dragon slayers, this damn beast isn't even scratched!"
Madara sighed in disappointment. He looked a little calmer than before. "So it was just a prejudice." He stood up. "You're not as strong as I thought; there's no need to worry." Erza glared at him. "What's the meaning of this?"
Madara's smiled. "We were in the middle of a war, you see? And, you appeared from nowhere. At first, I was a surprised. But, now..." He laughed silently, lowering his head. "Well, I can't find out about a logical explanation of your appearance like that. But, what I know… is that..." He pointed his hand at Naruto. "You're no different from them." Erza stared him with a dark look. "A war?! You said..."
Rogue glanced at the Juubi. "Wh... What kind of attacks might work on him?! If the dragon's roar didn't work…"
"AND!" Natsu smirked. "IT'S FUNNIER THIS WAY!" Flames appeared in his fist. "FIRE DRAGON'S!"
The others' eyes widened.
"HAMHAMAHAHAMA!"
Sting sighed, placing his hand on his face. "It ate him.."
"Noooo…" Laxus pointed at the Juubi. "You don't get it?! He'll attack from the inside!" He explained.
"OHHHHH! NICE! NATSU!"
"YOSH!" Gajeel smirks. "LET'S GET EATEN!"
"YEAAAAH!"
The mist faded away slowly.
Sakura glanced around. "Sasuke? Naruto? Where are you!"
"Men..."
"Huh?!"
Ichiya smiled, pointing a rose at her. "Men."
"EHHHHHH!" She jumped back, grabbing a kunai. "NARUTO! I GOT A GOLBIN!"
"Men… I'm not a goblin… Men..."
"GET LOST!" She punched him skyward.
"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!"
-OoOoO-
Mira glanced at the Juubi. What's that... Her Satan soul transformation appeared. I'll go check out.. She disappeared.
"Um.. Mirajane-sama?!" Jenny jumped back fixing the ninja around her. "C-Can I dress up now? CAN I DRESS UP!"
"Yajima-san. Can her dress up?"
"No... not at all! We have to respect the rules of the deal. Now, give me more popcorn!"
"Yes, absolutely, Yajima-san. Here you are, Yajima-san!"
Mira flew forward, glaring at the explosions. What's happening right there?
"MIRA-NEE!" Lisanna stared at her with a worried expression. Mira stood near her. "What is it?"
"Can't you see, Mira-nee?" Said Lisanna with a troubled tone.
"What is it?!" Mira repeated the question, trying to get a proper explanation.
"Just look around!"
"O-Oh..." Mira glanced around.
"This world..." Lisanna bit her lips. "Isn't ours!"
"I found out that something was wrong. But…"
"MIRA-SAN!" Evergreen, Bickslow and Freed ran toward them. "HAVE YOU SEEN LAXUS! We were separated."
Mira shook her head. Freed's eyes watered. "Try to stay strong... He's Laxus. HE'LL BE FINE!"
Evergreen sighed. "SHUT UP! STOP DRAMATISING THINGS!"
"HAI!"
"But..." Mira glanced back in front of her. "It's true that..."
"We're not in our actual dimension." Bickslow finished her words.
"We have to find everyone else!"
"We're there!" Alzack stood near them, Biska, Asuka, Makarov and Mavis joined. "We're there too!"
"I'M A MAN! MEN WILL STOP THIS!" Elfman clenched his fists.
"Let's go join the others!"
"YES!"
-OoOoO-
Natsu glanced around. "It's..."
"NATSU! GET LOST YOU MORON!" He heard voices calling for him.
Gajeel and Laxus fell on him.
"BUNCH OF FOOLS! GET OFF!"
"HAAAA!" Sting, Rogue, Wendi and Gray fell on them. They stood up. Natsu glanced at them, still sitting. "Where are we?"
"TEME!" Gray kicked his face, smiling nervously. "We're at the stomach of the beast. D-Don't tell me… You... You weren't intending to attack from the inside as Laxus said."
"NO!" Natsu jumped up. "That big thing ate me. OHHHH! I GUESSED!"
"WHAT!"
"I'M INSIDE OF HIS STOMACH..."
"FUCK OFF!"
Laxus sighed, glancing around. "Well, we don't have many options, you know?!"
Natsu smirked as the fire burned on his fists. "Well, what do we have to do..."
Gajeel smirked. "Is making everyone remember..."
Lightening exploded from Laxus' body. "That we're..."
"FAIRY TAIL'S MAGES!"
-OoOoO-
Sasuke jumped near Naruto. He glared at the Juubi. Naruto sighed, lowering his head. "I'm getting confused by all this…"
Sakura stood near him. She glared at Sasuke. "If we attack the Juubi with these guys inside of him. We will certainly harm them." Sasuke clenched his fists. He glanced at Madara. What's going on... What are you thinking of… Madara!
Madara stared at Erza, emotionlessly. Erza stared back with a serious look. "What are your intentions?" She asked, calmly.
"It's none of your business." Madara's Sharingan formed. "You can't just appear like this, then, tell me what to do."
Hashirama crossed his arms, gazing at them. I'm feeling a bad vibration. Minato, Tobirama and Hiruzen appeared near him. "What's going on here!" Hashirama smiled nervously lowering his head. "Where have you been, you..." The others glance at each other. "Am... Well, you know! There was an interesting show a few meters away. She dressed –I mean it ended."
"BUNCH OF PERVERTS!"
Madara glared at them. His eyes widened as he glanced at the Juubi. The others did the same.
Lightening, fire, light, shadows, wind, metal and ice exploded from the Juubi.
"Wh.. WHAT'S THAT!"
Erza smirked. "These are..."
"YAAAAAAAA!"
Obito fixed the seven elements smoothly colliding, making the whole ground vibrate. He gasped, hiding his face between his arms. S-Such a combination. What are they thinking of?!
Juvia glanced around. "E… Erza-san."
"It's alright!" Erza reassured, smiling. "They're doing a great work."
Juvia smiled, glancing back at the Juubi, which was bursting slowly.
-OoOoO-
"I just want to know." Lucy smiled nervously lowering her head. "WHERE AM I!" Virgo crossed her arms. "A punishment, princess?!"
"I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS!" Lucy sighed, glancing in front of her. "It's as if…" She bit her lips. "As if we're in a desert. It's really cold and silent and there are only rocks… and the ground is really arid; there isn't a single plant!"
Virgo glanced at the sky. "Look at there, princess."
Lucy rolled her head skyward. "It's… night…" Her eyes widened, hearing an explosion. "What's this sound?"
"LUCYYY!" Mira and the other ran toward her. She glanced at them. Her eyes sparkled. "OHHH! I'm really happy to see you! I was lost and I thought I was-"
"No time to talk! We need to join the others!"
"Hai!" Lucy run toward them. They all headed toward the explosion.
To be continued...
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