When Ron was a little kid, he was a bit gullible. Here are some of the little 'jokes' Fred and George played on him.

Fred: Hey, Ron, we were at Divination today and we learned something really brilliant.

Ron: What?

George: Professor Trelawney told us a neat way to tell when you are gonna die.

Ron How?

Fred: Well, you've got to figure out when your great-grandfather died and then subtract the number of freckles you have from that number.

*Ron runs to the bathroom mirror*

Ron (panicked): I was due to die five days ago!


Fred and George: The spiders are gonna get you, Ron!


George: You know I've heard neon orange polka-dots are very 'in' this season.

Fred: Really? I thought it was neon green…

Ron: Does Madam Malkin sell those?


Ron: How do they decide what House you get into when you go to Hogwarts?

Fred: It's a test.

George: Yeah, you have to…

Fred: Wrestle a troll.

George: Yeah, and if you win, you get to be in Gryffindor.

Fred: And if you lose you go to Slytherin.

George: And if you chicken out you go to Hufflepuff.

Fred: And if you tie you go to Ravenclaw.

George: And if you die you go to the cemetery.

Ron: Do they take exchange students at Durmstrang?