An Aspiring Mind
It was a tuesday in 1945. Adolf awoke to the sweet smell of burning jews in the camp next to his house. Unfortunately loud banging came from his door. "Come in" Adolf shouted. Heinrich Himmler ran in, clearly in a panic. "Mein führer! Ze pollocks are starting a riot in Auschwitz! The perpetrator of this riot won't be stopped by bullets!" "Gott damn" Hitler muttered under his breath. "I'll be out in about 5 minutes. I'll meet you in the car." "Ok, Heil Hitler!" Himmler stated enthusiastically. Adolf slowly stood up from his bed. The blanket fell off of his body. Adolf remembered at that moment he had fallen asleep nude. Hitler looked down at his exceedingly small wiener and single testicle. Adolf then got dressed and walked out to the car with Himmler and two nazi soldiers in it. "Ready?" Himmler asked. "Let's see what those damn pollocks got up to" stated Hitler.
The car arrived at the front of auschwitz. The air reeked of shit and sweaty pollocks. Hitler got out of the car and proceeded to a guard post. "Who started zis!" Hitler said trying to speak loud enough over the sound of the riots. "That one there sir!" stated the guard. The guard pointed at a man with dark skin, yet not dark enough to be considered a black. "Mein gott" Hitler said. "A sand nigger unlike other sand niggers… Muhammed." Hitler grabbed a tech-9 gun and started walking into Auschwitz. He shot at every damn pollock until he reached Muhammed. "Muhammed!" Hitler shouted. "My my, long time no see" said Muhammed. "Your ass is still fat" stated Hitler. "And your dick is still tiny" said Muhammed. This infuriated Hitler. Hitler threw down his gun and charged towards Muhammed with a clenched fist ready to hit him. Muhammed grabbed Hitler's arm and stopped him from getting a hit. "Not so fast" said Muhammed sarcastically.
Hitler was breathing heavily whilst staring into Muhammed's eyes. Hitler noticed his minescule schlong getting hard. "How ze fuck do I still have feelings for him" Hitler thought to himself. Hitler noticed Muhammed was getting erect as well. Hitler leaned in seductively and started kissing Muhammed. They started making out. Hitler started feeling Muhammed's rock hard 14 inch rhino dick whilst Muhammed groped Hitler's single ball and small cock. They both fell on the floor whilst still making out passionately. They slowly pulled off each other's clothes.
They fucked.
Muhammed shot his jizz out all over Hitler, soaking him in sand nigger semen. Hitler shot his load on Muhammed, which was equivalent to a raindrop. "You are the best sand nigger" Hitler exclaimed. "And you're a narcissistic, malevolent, cruel dictator." said Muhammed.
Hitler then said "I want to do something a bit different." Muhammed, peace be upon him, said "Let's do it you fucking cracker ass bitch." Hitler pulled out paint and a paint brush he'd been keistering and started painting a portrait of Muhammed fucking a goat. Muhammed started whacking his gack whilst Hitler painted. Muhammed busted his load and the same time Hitler finished painting. Hitler got showered with white sexy fluid. Muhammed then gave Hitler a kiss and said "Until next time you waste of human space." Hitler responded with "Until next time you sand nigger." Muhammed ascended into the hell. After Muhammed's ascension, all the pollocks stopped rioting. Hitler stood up and yelled "Alright all you nasty ass pollocks! Time for a shower and time for frying! It's time to do some baking!"
The End
Or is it?