This is AU and is obviously not cannon, so do I even need this discalmer?
This is an AU where there is a weird Dumbles, Sorting hat, and a few Doctor who, Hunger Games, and Percy Jackson Charaters thrown into the mix!
The students filed in, and the hat began to ing, just like everyother year, but this one would be different.
an: I suck at these so don't flame on it.
"This is Hogwarts
A Wizard school well known.
We all make sure of that
so I keep the the Tone.
Gryffindor is best known for bravery
but they are also cowardly
Ravenclaw is best known for wisdom
but they are as stupid as us.
Hufflepuffs are known as 'just the rest'
but they are loyal to the end,
even if not to the right person.
Lastly Slytherin is known for being evil
but cunning isn't evil just like loyalty.
So now I shall divide you,
and where you go you go.
And No choices shall be made,
except for mine that goes."
an: to make it easier to type they are not in alphebetical order, and years are mixed. If asked why answer is: plot convince.
Abbott, Hannah...'Tricky tricky dear one, you are brave yet loyal, you shall go to...HUFFLEPUFF!.
Chase, Annabeth...Oh I know where to put you...RAVENCLAW
Jackson, Percy...'Ahhhh you have been through much, and bravery has helped many times along the way. Contuie to be strong in GRYFFINDOR!
Song, River...very cunning methods there miss song, I know where to put you...SLYTHERIN
Doctor...Oh doctor so brave yet so crushed, you must be a...GRYFFINDOR
Tyler, Rose...Oh dear...so loyal to the core...so feirce...so brave...so smart...tricky...HUFFLEPUFF
Pond, Rory...I know it is williams,...You waited 2000 Years! I don't need to look farther...HUFFLEPUFF
Pond, Amelia...Like a fairytale...Mother like daughter...SYLTHERIN
Jones, Martha...Sometimes love is a oneway street...spend time with snape and you will know...Wow...the master...GRYFTINDOR!
Captain, Harkness, Jack,...Nice touch...so brave...Immortal...nice...HUFFLEPUFF
Potter, Harry...Loyal to the core...HUFFLEPUFF
Granger, Hermione...RAVENCLAW
Weasly, Ron...Friends for wrong reasons..SYLTHERIN
Longbottom, Nevile...A true GRYFFINDOR
Everdeen, Prim...So Loyal...HUFFLEPUFF
Everdeen, Katniss...Brave...Loyal..Cunning..Smart...HUFFLEPU FF
Noble, Donna...A true friend...HUFFLEPUFF.
Hope you enjoyed.