What. The. Fuck.
Title: ?
Name: Shizuko Nakajima
LV: 1
HP: 100/100
MP: 150/150
SP: 50/50
That's it, I've offically lost it. Why the hell else would something like this happen? Maybe I really did suffer brain damage from that fall. . . Who am I kidding? This is probably just all a dream and I'm totally not a video game character of some sort.
[QUEST UNLOCKED]
What the F*** is going on!
Objective: Complete the tutorial
Hidden Objective: ?
Hidden Objective: ?
{Rewards}
1 Skill : 2 Wisdom : 1 Title
[Accept] / [Decline]
Nevermind, just nevermind, I'm totally not having a complete breakdown, oh totally not, this is most definitely happening. You know what? FUCK THIS GODAMN BRIGHT GLOWING ASS BOX! *ahem* Sorry, sorry.
The only non glowing part of this box was the 'Decline' option, guess that means I can't chose it? Welp, if all the videogames i've ever played have ever taught me anything then this quest must be good, right? Right? Guess it's time to 'accept' the inevitable. . . I'm horrible. . .
Welcome to the Chakra Chronicles!
You have been chosen for no apprarent reason because you meet some weird requirements that the gods above have made up to get access to this still updating beta!
Go you!
I hate confetti, damn now it's in my mouth. . .
In the Chakra Chronicles you get brought to an anime from your world, you should know which one. Now, you are a part of an alternate universe of it with gamer powers for you to access! Congrats!
First things first we bring down your confidence and pull out your character sheet.
Please say [STATS]
Maybe I don't want to -
Say [STATS]
How about -
Say [STATS]
Alright! Alright! "Stats"
Title: ?
Name: Shizuko Nakajima
LV: 1
HP: 100/100
MP: 150/150
SP: 50/50
STR: 4 (0)
STA: 4 (0)
DEX: 5 (0)
INT: 7 (0)
WIS: 5 (0)
CHAR: 3 (0)
LUK: 5 (0)
Points: 0
{Perks}
Intellegent you are - You have a mind, I'll give you that {+ 2 to Int, +2 to Wis}
The Wheel of Luck - Sometimes Luck hates you, sometimes it love you, like gabbling {Wheel of Fortune pops up each time the Luck stat is being used}
I do what I want - Fuck the superiors {50% to pranking, 50% relationship with Naruto Uzumaki, Title ? Unlockable}
{Debuffs}
You are a week ass bitch - You can barely do a pushup, congrats {-1 Str, work out to remove}
Why so winded doe? - Hills are your worst enemy {-1Sta, raise stamina to remove}
What motivation? - Why are you doing this again? {-50% to rasing stats, gain a reason to continue on}
Unborn - Yeah, this is just a fuck you moment {all stats set to 0 for the next 9 to 12 months, remove by being born}
I wish I could deny half of this, however, I cannot. Damn, welp. What's up next on the chopping block? My Pride? My Sanity? My Life? Oh wait, I died didn't I? . . . I died. . .WHEN THE FUCK DID I DIE?
Next say [SKILLS]
Not saying much else because this really shouldn't be my job at the moment.
Just please listen to me.
But isn't it -
SAY [SKILLS]
Fuck you "Skills"
Gamer's Body (Passive) [LV MAX]
You should guess that you now live life as a video game character and no longer need sleep.
Sleep provides Max health stamina, and chakra so yeah, sleep when you can but only if you want to.
Inkoke Annoyance (Passive) [LV MAX]
Congrats, you now have 100% chance to piss people off, even if involuntary. Congrats!
If you have 80% reputation with you or higher this affect is negated.
Huh, I always wondered why that happened, guess now I 'no'. Yeah, that just ain't working but at the same time them puns are too 'punderful' for me to stop making.
Congrats, you completed the tutorial and managed to truamatize me with your horrible puns at the same time, good job. Now take your rewards and fucking leave why don't you.
Oh, yay me.
Observe (Active) [LV 1]
Look at someone and figure out their stats and such, the higher this skill the more you know. Higher leveled people will have ?'s on their stats.
TITLE EARNED: I'm The Gamer Bitch
This seemes potentially usefull to level up, high enough level and I can easily find out their weaknesses and use them to take out my enemy in battle. This IS the Naruto Universe so it would come in handy.
For thinking things through you earned 1 WIS
For pondering on a skill most don't think matter you earned 1 INT
And then, all at once, everything fadded away. Suddenly, a warm yet compressing feeling surrounded me and I was almost floating yet not. It was. . . relaxing.
OoOoOoOoOoOoOo
Dun Dun Dun ;3