Joe's Theories
Okay, my friend Joe has his own outlook on Naruto and what not. He always makes up funny/stupid things about stuff that happens when he sees episodes. We talk on the phone all through them, like our own commentary. Here are his theories on things. I warn you, he can have a weird mind. In fact, he does. He owns all these. I'm just posting them.
What happened After Gaara's and Lee's battle?
Lee was taken out of the chunin exam room very quickly. After his fight with Gaara, he needed to be rushed to the emergency room (ER) very quickly. Everyone was silent for 5 minuets until Kakashi spoke. "Hey." He began. "Now that he's gone do you wanna make fun of him?"
"Okay!" Naruto said. "Did you see the size of his eyebrows?!"
"I know! It scares me to look at them! I mean, I thought they were gonna eat me or somethin'!" Kakashi exclaimed.
"They're so big our Byakugan can't even see through them!" Hinata and Neji said in unison.
"I," Gaara began. "Never wanted to become a chunin anyway. I was going to let him win. But he stole my eyebrows. I want my eyebrows." Gaara said.
"Because his eyebrows are gone, he keeps stealing my eyeliner!" Temari said. "Make it stop!"
"I was going tp shave mine soon." Guy said.
"I bet you weren't." Kakashi said to guy.
"Yeah I was!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Whatever. The point is that your stupid student lost. I'm hungry." Kakashi said.
I know, really weird. I post more after I speak to Joe.