Hey! Hey! Light! Light! I Don't Like Your Boyfriend!
By: KitKat411
Author's Notes: Mwah hahahahahahhaha. MORE CRACK SONGFICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cookies to KittyBella for the idea.
Ya'll know the drill: Bolded thoughts Not part of the song. Crack, OOC…All that lovely stuff, right? T for swearing, of course.
Misa
LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Light
What, Misa? I'm busy; come back later.
Misa
NO, Light! We need to talk
Light
Sigh What now, Misa?
Misa
I've been noticing all the time you spend with Ryuuzaki, Light
Light
Yes, Misa, I have been, too. We work together. We're chained together.
Misa
It's more than that, Light. I can see the way you look at him…
My women's intuition senses are tingling!
Light
What the hell, Misa?
Misa
YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH RYUUZAKI, YOU DUMBFUCK.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misa
Hey! Hey! Light! Light!
I don't like yourboyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a GIRL ONE!
Hey! Hey! Light! Light!
I could be your GIRLfriend!
Light
Misa…I'm very, very afraid now…
Misa
Hey! Hey! Light! Light!
I know that you'd better like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! Light! Light!
I want to be your GIRLfriend
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
I'll write names in the Death Note for you!
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I'm the motherfucking princess!!
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
Ryuuzaki's like such a loser
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's-okay, Rem-talking about!
Hey! Hey! Light! Light!
I don't like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Light! Light!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Light! Light!
I know that you'd BETTER FUCKING like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! Light! Light!
I want to be your girlfriend
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
Light
What the fuck, Misa? I don't talk about you…
Misa
SHUT UP LIGHT! YOU'RE MESSING UP THE SONG;
YOU'RE SCREWING WITH MY GROOOOOOOOOVE!
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your boyfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say his name ever again
(And again and again and again!)
Hey! Hey! Light! Light!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! Light! Light!
I want to be your boyfriend
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
He's such a suger-eating loser
What the hell were you thinking?