A/N: Here's my musical Mardaurer's!

Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter or songs!

James Potter sat in his dorm room with his three best friends. Sirius had stolen a pack of butterbeer from the kitchens. Sirius took a long swig from his butterbeer and looked at James. "Dear old Prongsie," he began ", I've got a question for you about a certain Evans girl."

"Padfoot have you had to much butterbeer?" James asked.

"Possibly but that's not the point! Why the helll do you like her? I still can't figure it out! She HATES you! Give us some sort of an explanation!"

"Padfoot, come down!" Remus, always being the most levelheaded of the group retoted.

"No," James said ", I'll explain it the best way I can. Ever here of the muggle band the Click 5?"

They all shook their heads no. James hopped on the bed and music began.

Just the Girl by the Click 5

She's cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin'
She pushed me in the pool
At our last school reunion
She laughs at my dreams
But I dream about her laughter
Strange as it seems
She's the one I'm after

Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for

She can't keep a secret
For more than an hour
She runs on one hundred proof attitude power
And the more she ignores me
The more I adore her
What can I do
I'd do anything for her

Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for

The way she sees it's me
On her caller I.D.
She won't pick up the phone
She'd rather be alone
But I can't give up just yet
Cause every word she's ever said
Still ringing in my head
Still ringing in my head

She's cold and she's cruel
But she knows what she's doin'
Knows just what to say
So my whole day is ruined

Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more

Cause she's bittersweet
She knocks me off of my feet
And I can't help myself
I don't want anyone else
She's a mystery
She's too much for me
But I keep coming back for more
Oh, I keep coming back for more
She's just the girl I'm looking for

Just the girl I'm looking for
I'm looking for
I'm looking for
I'm looking for
Just the girl I'm looking for

The music stopped and James fell onto the bed.

"What's a caller id?" Peter asked.

"A muggle thing Wormtail," Remus informed him.

"Besides all the muggle phrases, did you get the point?" James asked.

When they all nodded James breathed a sigh of relief and picked up his butterbeer.

"Now Moony," James said smirking ", I heard you've got a girl of your own?"

Remus nailed him with a pillow.

The next day Lily Evans sat in her Defense Against the Dark Arts class. The boy in front of her turned around. It was James.

"Lily, can I please borrow a quill. Sirius tokk all of mine and I'm really not sure why."

Lily huffed and sighed but gave him one anyway.

"Thanks a lot! I'll give it back to you after class."

Lily nodded but she didn't believe him one second. He smiled, winked, and turned around. She looked at the back of his head. His black hair was standing up. Occasionally he would ruffle his hair which made it messier but still it looked sot of cute. Eww God she thought. I can't believe I just thought that! But she found she couldn't concentrate and couldn't stop looking at James. When class was over she got out of there so fast she forgot half her books. Her friends met up with her in the empty common room.

"What the hell was that about Lily?" her friend Amelai asked.

"I know," her friend Victoria said, raising her hand. "It's James. She couldn't keep her eyes off of him!" The girls laughed.

"Eww God," Lily said. ", So not true!"

"Sure," her othewr friend Brianna said. "You're hung up on him!"

"I'm washing that boy right out of my hair!" Lily said.

"We so believe you!" Victoria said.

Lily stood up with the girls around her and the music began.

Wash That Man from South Pacific

Lily:
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.

I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms,

Lily and Girls:
I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms,
I'm gonna wave that man right outa my arms,
And send him on his way.

Don't try to patch it up

Girls:
Tear it up, tear it up!

Lily:
Wash him out, dry him out,

Girls:
Push him out, fly him out,

Lily:
Cancel him and let him go!

Girls:
Yea, sister!

Lily:
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.

If a man don't understand you,
If you fly on separate beams,
Waste no time, make a change,
Ride that man right off your range.
Rub him out of the roll call
And drum him out of your dreams.

Girls:
Oho! If you laugh at different comics,
If you root for different teams,
Waste no time, weep no more,
Show him what the door is for.
Rub him out of the roll call
And drum him out of your dreams.

Lily:
You can't light a fire when the woods are wet,

Girls:
No!

Lily:
You can't make a butterfly strong,

Girls:
Hmm, hmm!

Lily:
You can't fix an egg when it ain't quite good,

Girls:
And you can't fix a man when he's wrong!

Lily:
You can't put back a petal when it falls from a flower,
Or sweeten up a fellow when he starts turnin' sour

Girls:
Oh no! Oh no!

Lily and Girls:
If his eyes get dull and fishy,
When you look for glints and gleams,
Waste no time,
Make a switch,
Drop him in the nearest ditch!
Rub him out of the roll call,
And drum him out of your dreams
Oho! Oho!

Lily:
I went to wash that man right outa my hair,
I went to wash that man right outa my hair,
I went to wash that man right outa my hair,
And sent him on his way.

Girls:
She went to wash that man right outa my hair,
She went to wash that man right outa my hair,
She went to wash that man right outa my hair,

Lily and Girls:
And send him on his way!

Song ends and Lily notices James standing there. Girls run out of the room hysterically laughing.

"Um… Hi James," Lily said nervously.

"Hi, um nice song," James said ", You ran out of DADA so fast I didn't get a chance to give you back your quill." He gave her the quill. "And I brought You the books you left." He handed her the books.

"Thanks James. That was really… sweet." She nodded her head and ran rom the room. The Mardaurers passed her by in the portrait hole.

"What did you do to her now Prongs?" Sirius asked.

"I don't know," James said shaking his head ", I really don't know."

A/N: I hope you've liked it so far. If you have any song ideas please tell me It'll so help. So R&R or you're not getting anymore.