Exchange of Insanity
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Marvel or Hasbro. I own Farrah/Persiana and Leon/Crisis. Kid Razor and Sonic Blue belong to L1701E.
Chapter 1: The Exchange is Made
At the East Coast Avengers Mansion…
Tony Stark, the billionaire industrialist and armored hero Iron Man, was sitting at a table in the dining room. Seated were the other Avengers. The adults Steve Rogers, the legendary hero Captain America, Hank Pym, the insect Avenger Yellow Jacket, and Jan Pym, the fashion designer and heroine Wasp, were seated at one end of the table. The teen Avengers were seated at the other.
Tony began,
"After conferring with War Machine and the other adults on the West Coast, we had a new idea that came up that would help make us a better team."
Jen Walters, the green-skinned powerhouse She-Hulk, groaned,
"Is it another baseball game? The last time it wasn't very fun." (1)
Thor, the teen god of thunder, smirked,
"Not true, fair Jennifer. I doth remember striking at the enemy hard. Twas a glorious battle!"
Clint Burton, the archer Hawkeye, winced,
"Oh, God. I hope I never have to see Natasha again. She's nuts!"
Robert Perkins, Kid Razor, grinned,
"The Kid of Rock'll be glad to take her off your hands."
Spencer Burton, the speedster Sonic Blue, asked,
"So, what is it that you discussed?"
Captain America continued,
"Well, we thought of exchanging two members of our team with two members of their teem for a week."
Jubilation Lee, the mutant Jubilee, scratched her head,
"You mean, two of us are going to have to live there for a week?"
Jan nodded,
"Yes, and two of the West Coast Avengers would be coming here for a week."
Greer Nelson, the feline Avenger Tigra, grinned,
"Wow, that's cool! But, who's going to go?"
Hank smirked,
"Well, we've decided one of them should be you, Greer."
The striped teen blinked,
"Me? Really?"
Tony nodded,
"Yep, you and Farrah have a strong connection together because of your powers, and that you both see each other as sisters."
Greer giggled,
"She's funny."
Sonic asked,
"So, who's the second person going?"
Steve said,
"Hawkeye."
At this, Hawkeye immediately grabbed the table,
"No! I'm not going! Natasha'll chase me to no end! No!"
He gripped the table as hard as he could, not wanting to let go. Jen grinned,
"Geez, Hawkeye. I never knew you to be so frightened of a girl before."
Clint shook his head frantically,
"The chick is nuts! It's got something to do with that red hair!"
He got on his knees and begged,
"Please, don't send me out there! I'll spit polish the Quinjet every day! I'll even provide my own spit!"
Steve shook his head,
"No. The decision is final. Besides, from what I hear about Natasha, she's a very capable leader."
Hawkeye said,
"This is a way of getting rid of me for a week, isn't it?"
She-Hulk laughed,
"Don't think of it as getting rid of you. Think of it as spending a week with your girlfriend."
The others began cracking up. Hawkeye groaned,
"Could you at least tell me who is coming here?"
Meanwhile, at the West Coast Avengers Mansion…
Jim Rhodes, the armored hero War Machine, said,
"We've decided on sending Black Panther and Miss Marvel to the East Coast Manor for a week."
At this, Farrah Willows, the feline heroine Persiana, jumped up and cheered,
"THANK YOU, GOD!"
Everyone looked at the white-furred heroine. Leon Maxwell, the red-eyed powerhouse Crisis, shook his head,
"Farrah, Carol's still here."
Carol Danvers, the blonde powerhouse Miss Marvel, shook her head,
"Why me? It's Yankees' country! Send the furball away for a week! I could use the peace and quiet."
Monica Rambeau, the heroine Pulsar, shook her head,
"Tigra's coming here. And so is Hawkeye."
Natasha Romanoff, the teen super spy Black Widow, squealed,
"He is?"
Crystal, the Inhuman princess, clapped excitedly,
"That's great! If I can get Quicksilver, we can go on a double date!"
The two teen girls began squealing excitedly. T'challa, the prince of Wakanda Black Panther, shook his head,
"I shudder to think of a date like that would be like. On the other hand, it would be a rather interesting visit if I go to New York."
Simon Williams, the powerhouse Wonder Man, nodded,
"Yeah."
Sam Wilson, the hero Falcon, groaned,
"Too bad I didn't get picked. I would've gone back to the old neighborhood."
Hercules, the teen god of strength, flexed his muscles,
"Thor must be so jealous of me!"
Vision, the android care-taker, shook his head,
"Is this a good idea?"
Monica groaned,
"Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?"
Next Chapter:
The exchange is made. Tigra and Hawkeye are in San Diego. Black Panther and Miss Marvel are in New York. Insanity ensues! Stay tuned, fellow readers!