One day, a boy named Mello was playing with fire. He found some fireworks and started setting them off when a cat got in the way.
"Shi--" it went off and the cat got blown away. "...Oh well!" and he continued to play with them.
"Mello!" Roger's voice boomed.
"You're in big trouble, mister!" Wammy declared, shaking his cane for extra effect.
Mello decided he didn't want to get in trouble, so he set another firework off and Roger and Wammy were both blown away as well. T
hen a random toad hopped up to Mello. So Mello asked his fairy godmother to turn it into a human. She did, and Mello got married to the former toad named Charlie and had three beautiful children together named Harry, Carrie, and Bob.
Mello happened to find more fireworks and ended up blowing his kids away as well. He was very sad, so his wife divorced him because he was a crybaby.
But later he found a husband named Matt at a bar and they adopted a kid named Near.
"Mello, why did you adopt me? I'm only two years younger than you." Near asked. "And I'm old enough to marry you," Near added.
So Mello gave him back to the orphanage.