Sticky Tricks

by Omnicat

Whether getting it in was accidental or not, getting gum out of your hair will always be nothing but punishment to some people. / 2xH

Title: Sticky Tricks

Author: Omnicat

Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Nothing in particular.

Warnings: Innuendo, Dialogue Only

Pairings: Duo x Hilde

Summary: Whether getting it in was accidental or not, getting gum out of your hair will always be nothing but punishment to some people. 2xH

Author's Note: Enjoy!

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Sticky Tricks

"Be careful be careful be careful, oh Hilde, you don't understand -"

"Of course I do. I had long hair once too, you know. Now sit still."

"No, really, please -"

"It's not a matter of please, you big baby. It's not going to come out any other way."

"Be careful! My soul resides in that thing!"

"Your soul? That's unusual. Not your brain?"

"Would that make you be more careful?"

"Oh wait, I forgot. Your brain resides in that other floppy appendage."

"I resent tha- hold on, floppy?"

"What? It's true, isn't it?"

"I swear, if you weren't so cute when you're being evil..."

"I can be cute when I repent, too. All I'd need would be proof to the contrary."

"Really now?"

"Uh-huh. For example... if I do this to your hair, I wonder what will happen to your..."

"I'm not sure I'm following your line of thought there, babe... but that feels good."

"Good, good. Close your eyes. Relax. Enjoy. Where's your brain at now?"

"My what now? Hmmm... Could you, just a little lower -"

"It's not dangling anymore?"

"Dangling? Oh no, nothing dangling here..."

"So not like this?"

"Like wha - HILDE WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"Cut the gum out of your hair while you weren't looking, of course."

"Oh god, my hair, my hair. Mirror. Need a mirror."

"Minimum collateral damage, just see for yourself. And then come straight back here so I can finish what I started!"

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PSAN: Hope you liked it. ^_^

By the way, the time is fast approaching for this year's Church of Lemons. The Church of Lemons is an annual het lemon event that's up to its tenth consequitive year this year. It's mostly Gundam Wing and 1xR centered, but all GW het ships that don't disrupt 1xR, as well as all het ships from several other animanga fandoms (this year including Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Princess Tutu), are welcome. The 2012 Church of Lemons will kick off in early February, and if you're interested, details about how it works and how you can sign up are in my profile.