Disclaimer: nothing that has ne thing to do with Harry Potter belongs to me. exept the fanfics i write. but thats another story and i dont want a lawsuit so NOTHING is mine. i dont see the reason for these disclaimers i mean, everyone knows that the stuff dont belong to me! So leave me alone okay?

A/N: this is just a funny 1 chapter thing.. it was inspired by Amanda and Cierra, who are my partners in crime. I love u guys! And Amanda, lets buy you a plane ticket. lol. A/N #2: WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS A PLOT TO KIDNAP HARRY POTTER AND A TIME SETTING THAT IS VERY UNLOGICAL BECAUSE THE BOOKS WERE WRITEN IN THE PAST. THANK YOU.

Harry Potter's freaky fans

(The scene opens on a nice night in March, the 26th to be precise, and Cierra and Deva are sitting in front of Cierra's computer talking to Amanda.)

~*~*~*~Inside Im~*~*~*~ PotterzGirl: I cant wait til we can go see the 4th movie, Dan will be soooooo hot!

Poofy: Ya i know. Hey! What about that bathtub scene in the 4th book, eh? wonder how they'll get THAT one in the movie...

PotterzGirl: ya you're right....

Poofy: hey but we cant get NC-17 here...

PotterzGirl: O that's okay, chest would be fine. lol.

Poofy: lol i would run in and attack him...

PotterzGirl: Ya that's what i would do too!

~*~*~*~ end of IM~*~*~*~

3 weeks later:

Cierra: Where is she?

Deva: I don't know!

(Cierra and Deva are in an airport and they are looking around)

Deva: oooo maybe that's her! (points)

Cierra: YOU AMANDA?!?!

Amanda: Uhh.. yeah hi. i'm guessing you're Cierra (notices Cierra's shortness)

Cierra: Yeah how did you notice? Amanda: Uh... you're really short.

Cierra: (Shocked) MOI!?

Deva: yes, you... (smacks Cierra's boob)

Cierra: (kung foo kicks Deva's boob sending her flying into a security guard) HI YA!

Deva: OW YOU BITCH!

Amanda: okay okay calm down we have to go get on the plane so we can go to Hogwarts!

(the three grin and get on the plane to England)

~*~*~*~*~*~

Deva: okay so this is platform 9 3/4?

Cierra: Yup looks like it.

Amanda: what if we cant get in?

Deva: we will....

(they all walk into the barrier and they look around at the train)

All: Wowwwwwww.....

Deva: (to the others) HARRY!

(they duck)

Amanda: okay lets go.
*~*~*~*~*~*

( the three girls have been spying on harry for a long time and they decided to go watch the 1st task.)

Deva: ooooo Viktor... EEWWWW! he's FUGLY!

(Cierra and Amanda cringe)

(they all watch until harry comes out)

(all three drool)

Amanda: well according to the book, it wont be long now...

Deva: Good.

Cierra: oooo cant we just kidnap him NOW!?

Amanda and Deva: NO!

Deva: we have to wait.... (grins) until he's na-

Amanda: oooooooo don't say it!

Deva: okay fine then....

Cierra: we don't want to know why Amanda don't want to here that's Harry's gonna be naked...

(Amanda squeals in delight and runs off muttering something about Harry's four poster)

Deva: oooooo no he got hurt! (frowns)

Cierra: hey I'd doctor him up any time.

Deva: ooooo he's got the egg. good! not long now!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~

(the girls sneak around the halls at night, following harry)

Cierra: wont he be able to see us?

Deva: no. we aren't really here. this is just me writing about this.

Cierra: ohhhhh.....

Deva: he's been in that bathroom for a long time....

Amanda: (puts ear against the door)

Myrtle: You have to put your head under too....

ALL: NOW! PINE FRESH!

(they all sprint to the side of the bathtub and dive in, still in their fake Hogwarts clothes)

Harry: HEELLLLPPPPPP!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPP!!!!

(they tie his arms behind his back and pull him out of the tub.)

Deva: (cocks head) damnnnn.......

Cierra: (grinning) oh give him a towel...

Amanda: NO!! i mean.. uh, no, don't.

Deva: yeah i'm with her....

(they lift him up and take him out to their car.)

Harry: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!

(they throw him in)

Deva: GO GO GO!

Amanda: okay okay!

(they drive off the grounds but run into Hagrid)

(they all have whiplash now)

Hagrid: Wha the Hell are yeh all doin out here?

Deva: errr... uhh...

Hagrid: Harry? Why are you naked and all covered in bubbles?

Harry: they're kidnapping me!

Dumbleore: yes i saw the whole thing

(they all turn around and Dumbledore is standing there)

Dumbledore: nice ass harry... nice a toned... i had one such as that myself once..

Harry: (blushing) thanks sir

(Dumbledore winks)

Hagrid: okay, you three girls should go now... and er... me and Dumbledore will take care of Harry here.. (winks at Dumbledore)

Harry: NO! NO! I'll er.... go with them.

(all three girls high-five eachother)

the end

AN: i'm such a retard.. but so are Amanda and Cierra. they helped me think of this