Author's Note: I do not own Deadliest Warrior, Star Wars, or Kingdom Hearts. All the spells used by Sora are in their Kingdom Hearts 1 form.
Sora
(Sora with his the Keyblade stands in front of a black screen before assuming a battle stance)
The wielder of the Keyblade and savior of several worlds.
(Shows Sora defeating several Heartless)
Starkiller
(Starkiller stands in front of a black screen, activates his lightsaber and strikes a battle stance)
The secret apprentice of Darth Vader who would later set the rebellion into motion.
(Shows Starkiller killing a Clone Trooper with his lightsaber before blasting another with the force)
WHO IS DEADLIEST?
To find out, our world-class fighters are testing history's most lethal weapons. Using twenty-first-century science, we find out what would happen when the two go toe-to-toe.
No rules, no safety, no mercy: It's a duel to the death to decide who is…
The Deadliest Warrior
In the fight club, two boys clash with key shaped swords. While an old man meditates and a droid examines a weapon resembling a flashlight.
Welcome to the Fight Club, where a team of doctors, scientists, and combat experts gather to compare to warriors with very unique signature weapons.
Sora: The boy chosen by destiny to stop the advancement of darkness.
Vs.
Starkiller: A Sith turned Jedi hand trained by Darth Vader.
Sora:
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 135 lbs.
Gear: 6 lbs.
Armor: None
Starkiller:
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 145 lbs.
Gear: 2 lbs.
Armor: None
A red headed, spiky haired man entered the club.
Biomedical Engineer Squint will run the tests to test just how much damage each warrior can do.
"This fight is incredibly interesting," Squint said, "Each side only has one physical weapon; all the others are generated from the warrior."
A man with swept back brown hair and a lab coat examined a ballistic gel torso.
Trauma doctor Rush will examine the outcome of the tests to tell the lethality of each weapon.
"Each warrior is packing serious fire power here," Rush said, "Who knows how close this fight will turn out."
A somewhat chubby blond man sat at a keyboard.
Computer expert Glitch will run the results of the test into a fight simulator to run the combat of the two warriors.
"I can't wait to see how this fight turns out." Glitch said, "On one side we have a kid who trained himself but carries a legendary weapon. And on the other, we have a guy hand trained by a great fighter but carry a generic weapon. This will be a test of weapon against training."
Both fighters have experts cheering them to victory. And the ones representing the Keyblade wielder are very confident.
A teenage boy with silver hair clashed blades with one dressed in all black with spiked blond hair.
Much like Sora, Riku is a Keyblade wielder. He grew up with Sora as his friend, until an evil plan turned them temporally against each other.
"I don't care how much training this guy had or who trained him," Riku said, "If he thinks Sora is just going to roll over for him, he's got another thing coming."
A little ways away, a blond kid dressed in black launches a fire spell.
Roxas is Sora's Nobody. Born when Sora removed his own heart to save his friend, he was given all of Sora's abilities, including that to wield a Keyblade.
"Being born from Sora, I know what he is capable of." Roxas said, "He defeated countless heartless and saved countless worlds. Nothing that idiot's done has even come close."
Sora's quest began when darkness overtook his home world. Armed with the Keyblade, he set out to find his friends and restore light.
Sora's team is confident about their warrior, but Team Starkiller is ready to fight with every ounce of the force they have.
Across the fight club, an old man, who appeared to be blind, got up from his mediation.
General Rahm Kota was the first Jedi Starkiller ever faced, and the only one left alive to tell of their battle.
"During our first battle, I underestimated him. That gave him an edge." Kota explained, "But even once I started to take him seriously, it was still not enough."
A nearby droid activated a flash light-like weapon and a blade of red energy appeared.
PROXY was the personal droid to Starkiller. Built and programmed by Darth Vader, he would train with the Sith apprentice in an attempt to kill him.
"No matter what program I used, when I attacked, or how often I attacked, it made no difference." PROXY said, "My master won every time. And this will be no different."
Born Galen Marek, Starkiller was orphaned when Darth Vader killed his father. He was then taken in by the dark lord and raised into a prime combatant.
Both sides are bringing deadly arsenals to the fight. Team Sora attacks with:
Kingdom Key
Fire Spell
Thunder Spell
Blizzard spell
But of course Team Starkiller isn't lacking when it comes to power. Starkiller arsenal consists of:
Lightsaber
Force Push
Force Lightning
Force Repulse
When a weapon was needed to take out a close range foe, Sora relied on one weapon above all others.
The Kingdom Key: A legendary sword and one of the only weapons capable of killing heartless.
Kingdom Key:
Size: 3.5 feet
Weight: 6 lbs.
Substance: Steel
"Gentlemen, I give you the Kingdom Key." Riku said taking a slash at the air, "As you can clearly see, it can bludgeon and slice."
"It is an interesting blade." Glitch said grabbing it, only to have it disappear from his hands and reappear in Riku's.
"Sorry, should have told you," Riku said, "The Keyblade chooses its master."
"Unfortunately, we can't judge a weapon by uniqueness." Squint said, "We have to test a weapon's lethality."
"That won't be a problem." Riku said.
To see how lethal the Keyblade is, the team sets out to test the sword. Inside the fight club, a ballistic gel torso is set up.
"Okay this test is quite simple," Squint said, "You have three strikes to do as much damage as possible. Think you're up to it?"
"Just watch." Riku said raising the Keyblade.
"Alright! Three! Two! One!" Squint yelled, "Carve him up!" Riku let out a battle cry and struck the dummy across the chest, struck it in the right shoulder, then drove the teeth of the Keyblade into the dummy's skull. After some struggling, he pulled the sword out.
To inspect the damage done, Rush goes in to examine the torso.
"Okay, the chest blow could be lethal." Rush said examining the damage, "You broke a few ribs, one of those could puncture a lung or the heart. Moving on to the shoulder strike, you crushed the shoulder blade, but that wouldn't be lethal; just debilitating. The head strike, that's an instant kill. Those teeth went right into the brain. But it seemed that you had to struggle to get it out."
"Does that really matter?" Roxas asked, "Once Sora drives the Keyblade into that guy's skull, he's got all the time in the world to pull it out."
"You're blade is impressive," PROXY said, "But my master's weapon is far more impressive."
When it comes to close quarters combat, Starkiller uses the signature weapon for Sith and Jedi alike.
The Lightsaber: An energy blade capable of slicing through several different materials.
Lightsaber:
Size: 4 feet
Weight: 2 lbs.
Substance: Energy
"This is a basic lightsaber. I built it as close as possible to the one my master used for most of his life." PROXY said, "It is one of the most dangerous weapons you will ever see."
"How reliable is it? I mean does it overheat or break down easily?" Squint asked.
"As long as a lightsaber is assembled properly," Kota said, "You will not see it break down."
"So you need to maintain your sword?" Riku laughed, "Doesn't sound too effective."
"Even though it is wise to regularly inspect a lightsaber," PROXY responded, "It is not mandatory. A lightsaber will very rarely need repairs."
"We can argue how useful a sword that need inspections is later," Squint said, "We just need to test how deadly it is."
To test the lethality of the lightsaber, the team sets up a ballistic gel torso, a substance with the same density of human flesh.
"The rules of this test are the same as the Keyblade's test." Squint said, "Three strikes do as much damage you can. Are you ready?"
"I am more than ready." PROXY said. He flashed a bright light and took the form of his deceased master, "Let me at it." PROXY's voice now was an exact duplicate of Starkiller's.
"Okay. Three! Two! One! Let it rip!" Squint yelled. The holodroid preformed a vertical slice severing the dummy's arm, followed by a horizontal slice decapitating the dummy, and ended with a stab through the dummy's chest. PROXY easily pulled out the lightsaber, deactivated it, and returned to his normal form.
The damage done by the lightsaber is impressive. But how deadly was it? Trauma doctor Rush goes in to inspect.
"I don't know if I even need to put on my gloves." Rush said, "You took off the dummy's one arm. Since I'm willing to bet that the lightsaber will cauterize the wound, he wouldn't bleed. But he'd still be in a world of pain. The second attack is defiantly a kill shot. You took off the guy's head for Pete's sake. The third hit, the stab, is a kill shot also. You went through the heart, that would result in a death pretty quickly, if not instantly."
Each warrior's close quarters weapons have been tested. But which warrior has the better sword?
"I really don't have to think that hard. I'll give my edge to the lightsaber any day of the week." Squint said.
"I agree." Rush said, "The Keyblade may be able to bludgeon and slice, but it didn't do nearly as much damage as the lightsaber."
"I guess I make it unanimous." Glitch said, "This is one instance where a legendary weapon doesn't beat the generic one."
It's unanimous. In close range weapons, the edge goes to the lightsaber.
The fight club is heating up. In a fight between these two swordsmen, which one will defeat the other? So far, Team Starkiller has the edge, but when it comes to fighting from a distance, Team Sora believes that their long range attack will be the deciding factor.
Fire Spell: A magical burst of flame launched from a Keyblade's tip.
Fire Spell:
Range: variable
Weight: variable
Substance: Fire, Magic
"The fire spell was the first spell Sora ever learned." Roxas said pointing the tip of a Keyblade at Squint, "And it's been reliable in every situation."
"And I'm trusting from the fact that you're pointing the Keyblade tip at me," Squint said, "that it doesn't fire by accident."
"Preciously." Roxas responded, "No spell launches without the proper command from the user."
"Well let's head outside," Squint said, "We have a test ready."
Outside, a test has been set up to test the fire spell on the closest thing to human flesh, a pig carcass.
"Okay Roxas, we've set up a pig carcass here," Squint said, "We've dressed it in the same kind of robes Starkiller would have worn. You get one shot with your fire spell from ten yards away; we'll have a thermal camera focused on the pig. Do you think you can handle that?"
"Trust me," Roxas said, "You will not be disappointed." The team went behind a blast shield for safety. Roxas took his spot ten yards from the target and pointed the tip of the Keyblade at the pig carcass.
"Roxas, are you ready?" Squint asked.
"As I'll ever be." Roxas responded.
"Okay then, three! Two! One! Light it up!" Squint yelled.
"Fire!" Roxas yelled. A ball of fire formed at the edge of Roxas' Keyblade and launched. When struck by the fireball, the pig carcass went up like a match.
"Whoa!" Squint yelled, "That guy's toast!"
The damage done by the fire spell is certainly impressive. But to see if it would actually kill, the team inspects the data from the thermal camera.
"Man, fifteen-hundred degrees." Squint said, "That's unbearable."
"Oh yeah," Rush said, "There's no question, if you get hit by that spell, you're dead."
"So, what does your guy have that can work as well as this?" Riku asked smugly.
"We have an attack that will be invisible to your warrior." Kota responded.
For distance combat, Starkiller uses a fairly basic force power.
Force Push: A telekinetic blast of force energy that can knock away opponents and obstacles.
Force Push:
Range: variable
Weight: none
Substance: Force energy
"Even though the Fore Push is a basic force power, it can still be reliable." Kota said, "Done with a simple thrust of the hand, it hurls the energy at high speeds."
"We have a test ready to see how powerful it is." Squint said.
Outside the fight club, a ballistic gel torso has been set up.
"Okay Kota, we set up a gel torso for you ten yards away. We have some pressure patches on it. If the center turns red, he's dead. Just blast it with your Force Push." Squint said, "Is your lack of eyesight going to be a problem?"
"A Jedi doesn't need eyesight." Kota responded.
"Alright, let's get this test started." Glitch said. Kota positions himself for the attack and the team placed themselves behind a blast shield.
"Three! Two! One! Blow him away!" Squint shouted. Kota thrust his hand forward. A slight trial of dust was kicked up. A second later, the torso was knocked aside.
"Unbelievable!" Squint said, "I didn't see anything!"
"That's because you don't have mastery of the force." Kota said.
The team goes in to check the dummy's pressure patches.
"I hate to break it to you Kota," Rush said, "But the patches are untripped. The only way this guy is dying is if he hit his head on something. At worst, this guy is just dazed."
Long range weapon testing is complete. But which one gets the edge?
"I give my edge to the Fire Spell." Rush said, "The Force Push may be able to strike without warning, but the Fire Spell actually delivered a kill."
"I disagree." Glitch said, "The Force Push is nearly impossible to see, you have no verbal warning, and it can be used to lead into a lightsaber strike."
"You seem to forget Glitch; the show's called Deadliest Warrior." Squint said, "We have to give the edge to the weapon that has higher killing potential. Edge, Fire Spell."
In long range weapons, the edge goes to the Fire Spell.
The fight club is buzzing. The showdown between two great warriors is approaching. Each warrior has an edge. When it an opponent needs to be taken out at mid range, Starkiller fires a signature Sith power.
Force Lightning: An electrical discharge of force energy from ones palm.
Force Lightning:
Range: 10 feet
Weight: None
Substance: Electricity, Force energy
"Force Lightning is a powerful ability." Kota said, "And even though it is typically used by the Sith, Jedis can use it as well."
"Well, let's head outside," Squint said, "We have a test set up."
Outside, the team has a small system set up with five ballistic gel torsos.
"Okay Kota, what we've done here is we set up a little course for you to run." Squint said, "We have five targets total for you to take out. Three targets for you out in the open, one up on that ledge, and one behind that metal grate. Just fry them with your Force Lightning as fast as you can. We have volt patches on each of them to tell if you actually kill them."
"I will not disappoint you." Kota said.
"Okay Kota, are you ready?" Squint asked.
"I am." Kota responded.
"Three! Two! One!" Squint said, "Fry 'em!" Kota seemed to spring into action. He launched a discharge of Force Lightning at the first dummy. After three second on the first one, Kota repeated the process with the other four.
It took Kota fifteen seconds to attack all five of the dummies. But where all of them killed? Rush goes in to check the volt patches.
"Okay, Dummy A, dead. Dummy B, dead. Dummy C, dead," Rush said, "So every dummy out in the open is dead. Dummy D, the one on the ledge, he's dead. Now Dummy E, the one behind the grate, he's alive."
"Really?" Squint asked.
"Yeah, the grate seemed to take most of the blast." Rush said, "So that makes four dead, one barely wounded, all in fifteen seconds."
"That really isn't too impressive." Roxas said.
"Do you believe you can do better?" PROXY asked.
"I know we can do better." Riku answered.
When it comes to a mid range fight, Sora packs his own electrical attack.
Thunder Spell: An attack that brings electrical death down from the sky.
Thunder Spell:
Size: Variable
Weight: none
Substance: Electricity, Magic
"If you want to see an electric attack, then you should look towards the Thunder Spell." Riku said as sparks danced along the Keyblade, "Unlike that pathetic Force Lightning, you don't need a clear shot at your opponent. These bolts come down from the sky."
"Not to mention," Roxas chimed in, "It can strike multiple targets at once."
"We'll test it the same way we did the Force Lightning." Squint said, "Let's head outside."
Outside, Riku positions himself in the same place as Kota.
"Are you ready Riku?" Squint asked.
"More than ever." Riku responded.
"Three! Two! One!" Squint yelled, "Bring them down!" Riku thrust the Keyblade into the air.
"Thunder!" Riku yelled. Five bolts of lightning came down from the sky and struck each dummy.
"Whoa!" Squint yelled in excitement, "You hit all the dummies in the same amount of time it took Kota to hit one!"
The Thunder Spell certainly delivers in speed. But is it as deadly as it is fast? Rush goes in to find out.
"Okay, Dummy A, dead. Dummy B, dead. Dummy C, dead." Rush said, "So just like Force Lightning, all the dummies out in the open are dead. Dummy D, on the ledge, he's dead too. And now Dummy E, the one hiding behind the grate, he's dead. This time, the grate provided no protection."
"Okay, so we have five dead in three seconds." Squint said, "That's pretty impressive."
Both mid range weapons have been tested. But which electrical weapon proves deadlier?
"I give my edge to the Thunder Spell." Glitch said, "I may like the Force Lightning, but the Thunder Spell seems to be more reliable."
"I agree." Rush said, "With the Force Lightning you need a clean shot. With the Thunder Spell, you can hit them even if you can't see them."
"Well then I make it unanimous," Squint said, "The Thunder Spell got more kills in significantly less time than the Force Lightning. Edge, Thunder Spell."
All of the hosts agree, the edge goes to the Thunder Spell.
The testing is almost complete. Soon, two powerful swordsmen will strike each other with full force. Starkiller now fires one of his most powerful moves.
Force Repulse: A highly concentrated burst of the force that heads all directions.
Force Repulse:
Radius: 15 feet
Weight: none
Substance: Force Energy
"Gentlemen, I believe it is time to see one of the most powerful force techniques." Kota said, "Force Repulse."
"What are the basics of this move?" Squint asked.
"It's like the Force Push." Kota responded, "Except it is highly concentrated and is launched in all directions."
"If this attack is really as lethal as you say it is," Squint said, "Than it's too dangerous to test in here. Let's head outside."
Outside, the team set up five ballistic gel torsos in a circular pattern.
"Okay Kota," Squint said, "All you have to do is stand in the center of the dummies and use Force Repulse. There all about ten feet away from where you'll be standing. Pressure patches are attached to see if you kill them. Can you do it?"
"Most certainly." Kota said taking his position.
"Three! Two! One!" Squint yelled, "Blast 'em!" Dust and small rocks near Kota began to float and circle him. With a quick grunt, blasting away all five dummies.
"Whoa." Glitch said, "You blasted them farther than you did with Force Push."
"That's because it is concentrated." Kota said.
Force Repulse may be similar to the Force Push, but it clearly did more damage. Rush goes in to see how much more damage it can do.
"Well, I inspected all the dummies," Rush said, "All the patches are tripped. Five dead."
"I'll admit. That was pretty impressive." Riku said, "But you seem to forget that none of your force powers have yet to outperform a spell of Sora's. That won't be different here."
For his special weapon, Sora attacks with an icy blast.
Blizzard spell: A shotgun attack of ice shards
Blizzard spell:
Range: 10 feet
Weight: None
Substance: Ice, Magic
"The Blizzard Spell is essentially a spell that turns a Keyblade into an ice shotgun." Roxas said, "Your guy is going to have a hard time dodging this."
"Well, let's put it to the test." Squint said.
The team decides to test the Blizzard Spell against a hanging pig carcass.
"Okay Roxas," Squint said, "We'll give you one Blizzard Spell from ten feet away. Do you think you can handle that?"
"I'm sure I can." Roxas said.
"Alright, three! Two! One! Freeze him!" Squint yelled.
"Blizzard!" Roxas shouted. Chunks of ice fired from the Keyblade's tip and sliced into the hanging pig. Blood began trickle from the wounds.
The Blizzard Spell put on a good show, but was it a kill blast? Rush begins his inspection.
"None of these wounds appear to be too deep." Rush said, "If you were closer I'd be certain that this attack would kill. But at this distance, the guy will just be sore and bloody."
"But if left untreated he'll die right?" Squint asked.
"Well yeah." Rush said, "But that's true with almost every wound."
It's time to determine which weapon gets the edge.
"I'm giving my edge to the Blizzard Spell." Glitch said, "You may have to be close to use it effectively, but you can use it quicker than Force Repulse."
"Once again I disagree Glitch." Squint said, "We got five absolute kills with Force Repulse. That just makes it better for combat."
"The Force Push get's my edge too Glitch." Rush said, "The fact that you don't have to aim it just makes it that much more versatile."
When it comes to special weapons, Starkiller's Force Repulse gets the edge.
The testing is complete. But in a fight between these two unique swordsmen, which one will be deadliest? Our experts voice their pre-game decisions.
"My pre-game bet is on Starkiller." Squint said, "He's been training since before Sora was born and that lightsaber is incredibly destructive."
"This match is going to Sora." Rush said, "Sora's Fire and Thunder Spells are way more devastating than Force Push or Lightning."
The team tested four of Sora's weapons: The Kingdom Key, Fire Spell, Thunder Spell, and Blizzard Spell.
While four weapons of Starkiller were also tested: The Lightsaber, Force Push, Force Lightning, and Force Repulse.
In close range weapons, Starkiller's lightsaber went up against Sora's Kingdom Key.
"There weren't really two ways around it." Squint said, "The lightsaber is better than the Kingdom Key on all fronts."
Edge: Starkiller
In long range weapons, Sora's Fire Spell went up against the invisible Force Push.
"I saw the damage first hand." Rush said, "The Force Push can't hold a candle to the Fire Spell."
Edge: Sora
In mid range weapons, Sora's Thunder Spell battled against Starkiller's electrical Force Lightning.
"There is no question about it," Glitch said, "You need a clean shot to hit one target with Force Lightning, but you can have an obstructed view and multiple targets with the Thunder Spell."
Edge: Sora
In special weapons, Sora's icy shotgun blast of the Blizzard Spell went up against the unseen bomb of the Force Repulse.
"Even though you need to be close to your opponent with both attacks," Squint said, "You can't argue with results. The Force Repulse did way more damage."
Edge: Starkiller
Glitch begins to enter the information into the fight program. Soon these two warriors will go toe to toe.
It's a battle of opposites: Chosen by destiny…
(Sora first receiving the Keyblade on Destiny Island)
Vs.
Relentless training.
(A young Starkiller training against PROXY)
Never ending loyalty…
(Sora fighting with Goofy and Donald against a large swarm of heartless)
Vs.
Merciless attacks.
(Starkiller snapping a Clone Trooper's neck with the force)
"All right guys, it's on!" Glitch said hitting a button on his keyboard.
-The Fight-
A man walked through the halls of an abandoned star ship. This was Starkiller, the secret apprentice of Darth Vader. He saw a strange looking ship land in the docking bay. He couldn't have been much older than fifteen, but Starkiller knew he couldn't let the boy leave this ship. Not being one to strike an unaware opponent, he leapt down, lightsaber already activated.
The boy sensed that this man was dangerous so he brought out a key-shaped sword. This was the Kingdom Key, and the boy was its chosen wielder Sora. Wanting to stay away from the glowing red sword of his opponent, Sora pointed the Keyblade's tip at Starkiller.
"Fire!" Sora proclaimed, a fireball shooting out from the tip. The apprentice wasn't expecting this. He dodged, but only enough to have the fiery projectile graze his arm. The apprentice snarled in pain as he patted out his arm.
Starkiller gave is advisory a look, almost saying, 'So that's how you want to play? Then bring it'. He thrust his hand forward and launched an attack that would be unseen to the teenage boy. Sora came rushing at him, Keyblade ready to strike, but was knocked on his back by an invisible wall.
Sora sat up rubbing the back of his head. His vision cleared in time to see the Sith warrior running towards him. Sora scrambled out of the way and began to run. He wanted to put as much distance between him and the mysterious attacker as possible. After realizing he couldn't run forever, Sora pointed the Keyblade towards the sky. "Thunder!"
A bolt of lightning came down from the sky. Starkiller rolled to his side to dodge and fire a quick Force Lightning at Sora. The boy screamed in pain before Starkiller decided to go in for the kill. Sora, still in pain from the electric attack, knew he had to escape. And he knew only one way to do this; he placed both hands on the Keyblade. "Blizzard!" He yelled as large ice shards burst from his weapon and battered the apprentice. Sora took this chance to run.
Starkiller got up, clutching his bleeding chest. He was determined not to let a child beat him! He continued the chase. Sora made it back to the docking bay, but saw that Starkiller was still chasing him. He had no choices left. He was out of magic. So the Keyblade was his only hope. The two warriors rushed at each other. Their two unique blades clashed. Starkiller's lightsaber was able to deal much faster blows, so all Sora could really do was defend.
Sora eventually saw an opening. He attempted to drive the teeth of the Keyblade into his opponent's skull. Starkiller back flipped to avoid the attack. The apprentice had one trick left up his sleeve and now was the time to use it. While the boy rushed him, he was building up force energy. Before Sora could actually hit the wounded warrior, a Force Repulse hurled him away and into a wall.
Sora's mind was cloudy, but cleared just in time to feel the hot blade of a lightsaber go through him. The world went black before his eyes and he collapsed. Starkiller looked down at his victim and let out a sigh of victory.
Winner: Starkiller
"It really wasn't much of a fair fight." Glitch explained, "The lightsaber's ability to deal fatal or crippling blows with every hit made this fight pretty one sided."
Out of a thousand battles, Starkiller won 564 times. His best weapon being the lightsaber.
Starkiller kills…
Lightsaber: 295
Force Push: 13
Force Lightning: 112
Force Repulse: 144
Sora won 436 times with his most lethal weapon being the Thunder Spell, but it didn't save him.
Sora kills…
Kingdom Key: 108
Fire Spell: 146
Thunder Spell: 179
Blizzard Spell: 3
"It was the lightsaber alright." Squint said, "But the training really put him above and beyond Sora's level."
"I'll admit I was a little hasty on giving my edge to Sora," Rush said, "I was hoping that a fighter with good distance weapons could win. But I guess superior firepower doesn't just mean distance."
"I am quite pleased with the results," PROXY said, "And I'm sure if my master was still here today, he would be pleased too. If not happy."
"The computer may say that this 'Starkiller' guy can beat Sora," Roxas said, "But in the real world, Sora would have no trouble what so ever."
(Starkiller crushes Sora's Gummi ship with the force before heading back the Rouge Shadow for some rest and a Bacta Tank treatment.)
Sorry to all Kingdom Heart fans everywhere.
