What happens when Soul walks in on his meister touching herself?
Soul finishes playing Basketball with Black Star and walks home
He opens the door and is greeted by Blair who purred a quick "hello" before leaving for work.
He walked in and said " I'm home.
Went he walked to Maka's room he saw this!
Maka lying down in her skirt not wearing under wear.
Of course he exploded with a noise bleed and quickly asked her " What the hell are you doing!
Maka: (she woke up from her pleasure induced trance and screamed): Ah wha… What are you…. How long have you been there?
Soul: (his expression turned into to a wicked grin and he replied): Long enough you Horny bastard.
Maka: Shu… Shut… Up!
Soul: Is that a picture of me at the beach?
(his grin growing wider with every passing second)
Soul: Heh I bet I should tell Black Star
(before he could go Maka hit him on the head with a Maka chop)
Soul woke later and felt his moist hair that had an imprint in it from the book.
Soul: Ow the hell was that?
Maka: You wont tell a living soul.
Maka: I feel so …. So… dirty.
Soul: Well what do you expect your almost 14.
Maka: Uh?
Soul: Nah, Nah its okay its okay we all have done things we're not proud of.
Maka: Shut up
Maka: *sigh* how embarrassing
Soul: Ya think?
Soul: But anyway Ill forget it if YOU make breakfast for the next few weeks.
Maka: d-deal
Soul: Who woulda thought the great one star meister Maka Albarn could be so damn lustful and of little ol me.
Maka: Shut up your not so pure.
Soul: More than you.
Maka: Oh please.
Soul: I don't twang my Magic Klanger.
Soul: Now then lets go before I decide to tell everyone about your little excursion today ok.
Maka: I hate you.
Soul: I "love" you too Maka.
Soul: And if you want me to flex all ya gotta do is ask and I'll unveil the "gun" show any time
Maka: Do you want your ass chopped?
Soul: no
Meanwhile
BlackStar: You shoulda seen me Tsubaki I snapped that lousy Kishin in half with a single kick.
Tsubaki: Uh-huh
Soon Patti walks in and goes over to Tsubaki and Black Star.
Patti: Hi Black Star and Tsubaki
BlackStar: Hello My loyal subject.
Tsubaki: Hi Patti
Patti: Hey Black Star can I talk to you
"immediately Liz walks down the hallway and tilts her head to the left to signal Tsubaki"
"tsubaki smiles"
She quickly walks away
Black Star: What do you need me for.
Patti: Well I see your still recovering from your last mission.
Black Star: Oh this?(looking at his broken arm) it was a love tap.
Patti: You no what would make you feel better?
Black Star: What?
Patti: If we went swimming!
Black Star: Hah! Alright where to?
Patti: The local hot springs near the Lord Death's office.
Black Star: Sure.
5 hours later
Patti: Over here!
He Wastes no time and jumps in.
He lands right next to her and eventually is engulfed in the steam he starts trying to feel his way around until he bumps into her.
He turns to see her in the buff.
Black Star: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA!
Patti: What?
Black Star: N-Naked?
Patti: This is a bath silly.
Black Star: Oh uh look at the time (he frantically tries to swim away but he is held back and she eventually comes close to him and tells him to stop squirming.
Patti: Take your trunks off you little bastard
Black Star: Okay
Patti: Now then you scrub my back and I'll scrub yours.
And hour later.
Patti: That was fun right?
Black Star: I guess(he said trying to look cool)
Patti stopped walking and eventually dropped the towel and flashed him.
Black Star eventually fainted his face red and his nose starting to slightly bleed.
Black Star: H-H- Hot.
Tsubaki looked in horror as Black Star fainted…
Tsubaki: Liz you sure he is okay.
Liz: I'm sure he's fine.
Kid: Geez what happened?
Liz and Tsubaki just shake their heads
Later on
Blair returns from work to find Maka curled up in her room and asks to talk to her.
Blair: Maka? You okay?
Maka: Go away.
Blair: Whats wrong
Maka informs Blair of what went down.
Blair: Hahahahahahah That's friggin hilarious.
Maka: Shut up.
Blair: Well your life is more akward
Maka: Ya think.
Soul was next door listening in on the conversation and was staring through a peep hole.
Soul: Heh things just got a little more interesting.
Meanwhile
Black Star: This feeling I haven't gotten this kinda of pull in my gut for awhile.
Tsubaki: Well I guess it was time for you to hit puberty eventually.
At Kids house
Liz: patti your such a little whore sometimes
Patti: I was showing off my money maker.
Liz: Oh you showed him more than that.
Patti started to frantically laugh
Patti: I sure did.
Liz: *sigh*
Kid: What are they babbling about? Wait what about the towels in the locker room they weren't symmetrical I need to go back and set them up. It could save lives.
Liz: Oh lord.
The End.