Welcome to the Family
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine.
Ginny was waiting outside the kitchen door waiting to kill her brothers. The war had ended a month ago she and Harry had just started going out again. Her brothers were giving Harry their annual don't you dare hurt her or make her cry threats. Finally Harry came out of the room and Ginny approached him and asked " Oh my gosh what did they say to you. How bad were the threats. Did Charlie threaten to use his dragon neutering kit?" Harry answered " no and what about the Dragon neutering?" "Well," Ginny began " with my last boy friend the threats went like this:
Bill: If you hurt her or make her cry my foot will be broken off it is shoved so far up your butt.
Charlie: If you do anything to her you'll find out how my dragon neutering kit works.
Fred: If she gets pissed off for any reason you will be my new guinea pig for WWW.
George: You best keep her happy if you want to have kids.
Ron: Harry you're my best mate so I'll be nice to you. If you make her cry I will punch your face in and super glue you to the roof of the Leaky Cauldron.
Mr. Weasley: WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!
After hearing this Harry just sat back and laughed.
6 months later
All the Weasley men were waiting outside the kitchen door. Harry and Ginny were talking in the kitchen. Suddenly they heard Ginny go " Oh Harry" and start sniffling.
Ginny came out crying and Bill said " Charlie go get your neutering kit." "Guys relax I'm crying because I'm happy. The family was puzzled. " Harry and I are getting married."