A Story That Shows Just How Much James Is Obsessed With Food
By the girl who is smarter than "the chicken who invented the egg"
(AKA me, Sabrina!)
*Jessie, James, and Meowth are saying the motto just for fun*
Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth: MEOWTH! That's right! *does a cartwheel, lands in the splits, jumps up, does a flip, and lands on his feet*
Jessie: Meowth, you always have to steal the show, don't you?
James: I'm tired of it too!
Jessie & James: YOU'RE FIRED!!! *James kicks him away*
*Later that day*
Jessie: It's so quiet...
James: OH NO!! What have we done?
Jessie & James: *crying* We've fired our favorite furball! *sob...*
Meowth: Did I hear you say that I'm your favorite furball?
Jessie & James: MEOWTH!! You're back!! *J & J smile*
James: It was just too quiet here without you!
Jessie: James is right.
James: I AM?!?!?!?!?!?
Jessie: Yes, you are. We should be ashamed of ourselves for firing you.
Meowth: That's too bad...
J & J: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S TOO BAD?!?!?!
Meowth: I mean, I found new people to follow around all the time.
J & J: WHO?!?
Meowth: *quietly* Ash, Misty, and Brock...
J & J: WHAT?!?!
James: You mean TEAM TWERP wanted you around?
Meowth: Ash couldn't find a wild Meowth to catch...It was a really good deal...
Jessie: You mean they're PAYING you?
Meowth: *quietly* No, they're giving me free doughnuts...
James: That's not fair!! I want free doughnuts!!! *sob*
Jessie: *pulls out a mallet and hits both* SNAP OUT OF IT! *then she adds quietly* What kind of doughnuts?
Meowth: *whining* CHOCOLATE!!!! Brock's recipe!!
James: Brock may be annoying, but he sure can cook!!
J & J: I WANT SOME!!!!
Team Rocket approaches Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu
Ash: Hey, what's that music?
Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth: You guys!! Forget the motto for today!!
Pikachu: PIKA!! *Pikachu uses thundershock, which electrocutes TR*
Misty: I knew Meowth joining us was a trick to get Pikachu!
James: We don't want Pikachu today!
Jessie: Yeah! We just want-
Brock: What? Pikachu isn't good enough for you now?
Pikachu: PikaCHU!! *uses thundershock AGAIN, which electrocutes TR*
Jessie: *starting to sound VERY irritated* AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE PIKACHU RUDELY ELECTROCUTED US, we just want some of Brock's doughnuts.
Ash: Oh… Well, why didn't you just say so?
Jessie: *grumbles* We WOULD HAVE if you hadn't interrupted us! I've had it with you twerps! Arbok, GO!
James: Jessie, NO! I want doughnuts!
Brock: Onix, GO! Underground, now! *Onix goes underground, then comes back up right under TR, throwing them into the air*
J, J, & Meowth: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!!!
James: *Ash, Misty and Brock just barely hear him* I WANT DOUGHNUTS!!!