A/N: my friend, and I wrote this fanfiction when I was over her house on sleepover.
I know you are all asking what are their future jobs will be… well, I hope I answered some of your questions. It's 2020, and there is the report about what they did with their life…
Harry Potter – became professional pyromaniac. After he divorced his wife, Ginny, who killed herself over him (you will
find out how, later, in the story), he realized that he loves fire. By now, he set on the fire Ministry
building, and his own house, as the celebration for winning over Lord
Voldemort. Now, he lives on the street
of Diagon Alley, as a bum.
Hermione Granger – after Victor Krum left her, she gave herself on drugs. She became addicted on heroin, which was
given to her by Draco Malfoy, who is many-years user. Unfortunately, she run out of her all money, and jumped off
Empire State building. As Draco Malfoy
said, the only good thing that came out of her killing herself, is that CNN had
breaking news…
Ron Weasley – Following steps of his brother, Percy, he entered the pornography
business. Now he is one of the leading
producers. He also is in few of the
porno movies, like 'Hello Pussy', and 'Pussy-Cats'.
Draco Malfoy
– he realized that what his father did is not what he wants to do when he grows
up. Due to his heroin addiction, he
became drug dealer. His father agreed,
but under condition that he sells him everything in half price. Than he married Pansy Parkinson, who was a
buffer. This came really good for her,
so she didn't really had to do anymore of her dirty blowing job just to get
some crack. Today, Draco has many
customers: Fred and George Weasley,
Albus Dumbledore, Parvati Patil, Severus Snape, and all the others.
Ginny Weasley – right after she graduated from Hogwarts, she run array from home. She realized she has no money, and that she
wants Harry Potter. She raped Harry
Potter, and when she got pregnant, he had to marry her. Than Harry realized he is a pyromaniac, and
that he loves fire more than Ginny (to mention that he doesn't like Ginny at
all). After divorce, she got the son,
Harry II Potter Jr. She killed herself over
him, cutting her wrist and letting it bleed to death.
Neville Longbottom – he ended up the same way as his parents; he was sent to asylum (just
like Salieri…).
Colin Creevey – the kiddo learned what's a gun, and became a criminal, and killed
half of New York where he moved to live. He also raped Ginny, after she died. Yes, he raped dead Ginny…
Fred and George Weasley –
they are known as the best customers of Draco Malfoy. They are not addicted on any drug, but they are acid heads. Draco uses them sometimes to finish his
dirty jobs. Of course, the two of them
never go anywhere without a gun, which they got from Lee Jordan. And they are never having fun without their
two chicks – Angelina Johnson and Alicia Spinnet.
Oliver Wood – did anyone see the movie 'Trainspoting'? Remember that blond guy,
who was a healthy athlete, and never smoked, or did any drugs? And what happened when that main character
guy (can't remember his name) took the video of him and his girlfriend having
sex, and his girlfriends ditched him? And what happens than? He gets
heroin-addicted, and dies on the end of the movie… well that exactly happened
with Oliver Wood.
Percy Weasley – after he realized that cauldron jobs are shit, he found out new
thing – dungeon port. He started acting
in the movies. After his brother, Ron,
left the Hogwarts, he showed his the real world…