The Damsels Of Distress
Chapter 1- "The Wonderful Spy"
"All right, I now call this meeting of the Damsels of Distress to Order," called Lily Evans a very pretty seventh year with emerald green eyes, long flowing red hair, a temper to match. " And a special thank you to our wonderful spy Peter."
As all three of the girls walked by Peter they planted a kiss on his chubby, red cheek. Peter turned a brighter shade of red, but had a wide smile on his face. "Peter has informed us that the Marauders have made a map of Hogwarts showing all hidden passageways out, including the one at the Humpback Witch that we found." This statement caused a general outbreak of anger.
"But Lily," Iris Cooper protested, "they always take credit for our pranks." Iris was a pretty girl with shoulder length blond hair, pale blue eyes, and dimples.
"Yeah Lily, they took credit for our prank last week, too," chimed in Channing Jolley a girl short brown hair, brown eyes, who was known as a practical joke lover, "I mean, they're not smart enough to make the Slytherins belly-dance while singing the school song, they're good, but they're not that good." Everyone in the room burst into enormous laughter, thinking about how stupid the Slytherins looked moving their belly's around, like they were trying to hula-hoop."
"Yeah well, we got the detention for that too," muttered Peter who hated detention almost as much as he hated Potions.
"Yes Peter, and were sorry you got detention but we all know that James and Sirius are trying to surpass 10,000 detentions by the end of the year, and all that did was help them," explained Lily. "I think that this time we have to go beyond just pulling a prank, we have to humiliate the Marauders also, and show everybody that there are more than one set of pranksters in this school, and we have to make sure they know that we are women."
"Lily, that's a great idea, but how do we humiliate the Marauders," asked Iris. Channing, too, looked deeply interested. Peter looked plain frightened.
"Lily, I am a Marauder. Your not going to humiliate me too, are you?" Peter stammered, looking as though he had been told to go live in the forbidden forest.
"No Peter, we will work something out so you will not be humiliated ,and the boys will not suspect you are up to anything," explained Lily. Peter looked much relieved and agreed to help with anything he could.
"But once again, Lily, how do we humiliate the Marauders," asked Channing.
"I have a plan," explained Lily. The whole group gathered around and started to work out the details.
All right that peeps was chapter one, so give me some feedback and tell me whether I should continue , or tell me not to quit my day job, I don't care! Just review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah just so you know I hate Peter, too!!!!!!!! He is a lowlife piece of scum who deserves to be tortured and thrown off the highest mountain, and I hope he falls on razor sharp rocks at the bottom. How could anybody do that to their friends? But like it or not he is essential to the Harry Potter books, and to Lily and James fan fic. This story will eventually be romance. Its not hate/love, they don't hate each other, in fact they respect each other for their pranks, and cleverness. Man I'm rambling!!!!!! Anywhoo, please REVIEW!!!!!!!! Thanx :)