Title: Not What They Used to Be
Author: SakuraRyuu
Rating: T
Genre: AU, Comedy, Hentai
Characters: Kagome, Inuyasha
Author's Note: Inuyasha and all characters in this fan fiction are the property of Rumiko Takahashi.
Kagome was running around her room like a chicken with her head cut off. Hair pulled up into a messy bun, wearing only a push-up bra and boy shorts, she was rummaging through her closet trying to find her little black dress. She only had 20 minutes left before Inuyasha would be there to pick her up and she still had to do her hair, and cool off enough to put on her make-up.
"Ah HA!" she cried in triumph, holding up the hanger that had her new dress on it. It was simple yet sleek, and with her strap on heals she loved the way she felt in it. Tossing it and the shoes across her bed she swung open her bedroom door to dash across the hall into the bathroom. Not expecting a person in her doorway she suddenly stumbled back, almost falling to the floor. Trying to save her from a nasty fall, Inuyasha reached out and grabbed the only thing he could, the middle of her bra.
Feeling the straps snap and the center clasp break Kagome let out a scream before landing on the floor on her back. Stunned, she lay there, her bra a shambles, her breasts exposed.
A shocked Inuyasha smirked. "They sure don't make these things like they used to, huh?"
Rolling over to cover herself Kagome kicked her door shut, slamming it in Inuyasha's face.