Chapter 1 Rumor Has It
A/N Read this only if you have watch the Going Native South Park episode, if you haven't go and watch it. Here's the link full-episodes/s16e11-going-native, the story will make a hell lot of more sense if you watch it. Also this is my first Bunny Fanfic so go easy on me XD Thanks and enjoy.
When the Native Hawaiians threaten to kill me I thought I was done for. The prospect of death didn't rattle me since I died in a daily basis, yet I still felt my face turn pale and my eyes widen at the scheme. I recoiled backwards desperately trying to get away from the keen glares I was receiving. I closed my eyes briefly anticipating the end when I felt the body next to me shift. It was Butters he was defending me from his people, his arms wide like angel wings shielding me.
"No Kenny is my friend, he is the only kid at school I actually like you bunch of jerks." butter spat returning their glares with double the intensity. I couldn't help feeling moved by the action; nobody had ever protected me from danger before or talked about me like I mattered. It was that moment in time that sealed our friendship forever.
Five years later
"So where's your best friend Kenny? When he comes are you two going to make out?" jeered Cartman while we waited for our bus to take us to South Park High School.
Before I could come up with a retort involving lots of swearing Kyle beat me to it.
"Shut the hell up fat ass, you know Kenny and Butters are just friends"
Cartman glared at him "Always a fucking Jew" he spat. That was all that it took for both of them to start their usual quarrel. I signed, something's never change. Stan being used to their petty fights opted to plug in his headphone and disregard the whole thing.
I was getting my phone from my pockets to check if I had any messages from Butters when I felt someone jab at my sides. I kept my cool and glanced behind me to find a sulking Butters.
"Hey Buttercup" I smirk down at him.
"Awww come on Ken, you are supposed to freak out when someone does that to you" He whined, but soon enough broke into a huge grin. My stomach did a weird turn at the sight and I couldn't help return the smile.
"Hey fellers, what sup?" He enquired briefly breaking his attention from me.
"Hi Butters" They greeted in unison, Stan not taking his eyes off his IPod.
"Why so late Stotch, did you parents ground your ass again?"
I shot a glare at Cartman, he was even a bigger jerk now that we were teenagers and fatter to top it off.
"Piss off Fat-ass" snarled Butters to our surprise. Even though he was still too innocent and cheerful, in recent years he had stopped letting Cartman push him around tired of getting catch up in his dreadful plots.
Cartman glowered at Butters for a moment before muttering a "whatever man."
Right then the bus came and we jumped in. I choose the sit at the back close to the window since it was always quieter there. I was spacing out staring out the window when Butters sat next to me, his leg innocently brushing against mine. I blushed, why do I have to notice things like that? "Hey there Kenny" He winked at me playfully. Suddenly I was feeling hot... the heater most be on or something, I shrugged and nodded at him in acknowledge.
Since our adventure in Hawaii Butters and me had become closer, best friend seven. I chuckled, ignoring the curious glances I was receiving from the smaller blonde. Man 'best friends' sounded really corny.
"Okay you little bitches, you're here, now get off my freaking bus!" shouted the new bus driver, Max. He was even worse than our old driver from elementary school and that saying something considering she threaten to kill a bunny if we didn't shut the fuck up back then, I cringed at the memory.
The five of us got off the bus becoming tangled in the throng of students rushing to their designated lockers, I noticed two girls whispering something while glancing at us which made me suspicious. It seemed that lately that was all everybody was doing around us. I knew that if I wanted accurate information about the rumor going around I would have to talk to her. I grimaced at the thought of her none-stop babble, but knew she was the expert when it came to gossip.
I found Bebe in my first period class at the back of the room painting her nails an aqua blue. When she noticed me staring beside her she gave me an impish smile, which I return with a flirtatious wink. "Hey cutie"
"Hey sexy" She flirted back.
I liked Bebe she was one of the few girl that didn't care what anybody said about them and did what she wanted always. "So um" I licked my lips unconsciously "Think you can tell me about this famous rumor going around?" Suddenly she stopped everything she was doing to give me a sly smile. "What do I get for telling, candy lips?" I signed, same old selfish Bebe. "Let's just say I owe you one" I offered with a smirk. She became deadly quite like she was considering it before she spoke. "Okay rumor has it..." I snickered at the Adele reference "Butter is gay" My eyes bulged and I felt my heart fluttering "what...really?" I uttered loudly, attracting some attention to us which I dismissed promptly. "Really"
Honestly I had my suspicions of Butter sexuality, but actually confirming it made me kind of... happy, me being a proud bisexual and all. I Flashed a coy smiled at Bebe thankful for the information and sipped at the Sprite which sat on my desk "wait, that's not all of it, rumor also has it that his going out with Damien"
A/N Sooooo yeah xD I'm not sure if I'll continue this if I don't think people like it, so please tell me what you think and leave comments, I appreciate feedback. Also follow me in if you want.