Barry, Iris, Joe and Wally, all want to get a pet for the house. Barry wants a dog, Iris wants a cat, Joe wants some harmless fish and Wally wants a turtle. There is a simple way to solve this, one family game of monopoly, winner chooses the pet. They all sit down to play together.
One hour later, Joe is kicking off because Barry didn't pay his rent on his hotel, Iris is grinning and winning because every time Barry turns away she steals one of his ten dollar notes. Barry is counting and recounting his money telling Joe it was HIS fault for not asking for the rent and telling him he's now twenty dollars short and where has it gone! Wally is threatening to flip the board cos he's been in jail for the last four rounds, and it's not fair, he would have won by now if he could just purchase two more houses.
In the end everyone is yelling at each other. Wally quits and walks upstairs because he is still in jail, Joe has built two more hotels and still demanding Barry pays up. Barry is still puzzled because he swears he had more money and Iris is sulking because she just had to mortgage off her top property. They all look at each other, three hours of monopoly and no one has won. They all get in the car and take a trip to McDonald's. They get there and it's monopoly. Barry wins some fries, Iris wins an Ice cream and Joe wins a burger. Wally wins nothing and instead gets a jail card. Wally flips the tray, storms out a buys a turtle. They call it Petunia and feed it lettuce. They never play monopoly again and Joe never gets his missing rent.