The Cullens road trip.
One warm summer day the cullens were watching were watching one of Nessies favorites, Golden girls. It was the episode were blanch got a pace maker. Any way nessie was the only one somewhat enjoying herself. All the other cullens except bella had watched this the first time it came out in1983. It was silent and Alice didnt like it. Braking the silence, Alice suggested a road trip.
" A road trip?" Esme asked. Esme scarsly remembered going on a road trip as a young human girl. The memory was fuzzy but what she could remember was that her parents ened up in the hospital.
Hesitantly Esme aggred and the rest of the cullens followed suit. They packed up some food for nessie and some dead squirrels for the ride. There was just one thing missing...Nessies tampons.
Being half human and half vampire meant fast aging and a painful period.
Every one was ready to go when Nessie annonced the bad news. Alice was a little upset because that meant her road trip had to be put on hold.
Edward rode Alices porche into town as fast as the car would let him. His memory was crouded so he turned on the radio. He heard what sounded like a robotic chicken dieing of a hangover.
Luckily the song ended an they announced that it was Kesha take it off . Edward was upset because he knew that that was one of nessies favorites.
Edward got to the corner store and went directly to the woman higene section. While looking for the right size for nessie he got many odd looks of discust. one of them from Jessica . Edward flinched at her thouts witch were as follows. " I wonder if Edward is hiding somthing."
He got altra thin and waited in the express line were he got many more wierd looks. Mabey its because they all get altra thick.
He raced back to find only Nessie and carlisle. The rest left because the of boold. He handed nessie the tampons. Nessie grabbed them and ran to the bathroom .
When she got back downstairs the rest of her family was waiting . Emmett was cleaning the floor.
Nessie ran to her mom when emmett shouted.
" I FOUND A CLUMP, anyone want it?" Everyone said no so he poped it in his mouth. He thought it was amazing. But he knew that was all he would get of her blood.
After the mess was finnaly clean the cullens packed the car and started their road trip.