"HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT!"
A small giggle was heard as the echo of the screaming Jashin sounded off the walls. Suddenly the door was thrown open and a silver haired man rushed in. He was covered in blood, and there was a spike sticking out of his head. His violet eyes flashed dangerously.
"Sakura!"
The pink-haired medic nin smiled and rubbed the back of her head nervously.
"Yes Hidan?"
"Where the fuck is my fucking scythe?"
Sakura pursed her lips, tapping her chin thoughtfully. She shrugged, her emerald eyes laughing at him. She stood and walked over to him, circling around him.
"I don't know. Deidara was in charge of hiding the scythe; I just put the paint in your room and drew hearts on all your stuff."
She shrugged again and went to sit back on her bed. Hidan stood in her doorway, momentarily stunned. Then his eyes turned into the deepest pits of hell. Sakura paled and gulped.
"HEARTS? WHAT THE FUCK!"
He turned and marched out of her room, still screaming obscenities. Sakura stood and walked to her door, sticking her head out. She spotted Hidan turning the corner.
"Oh shit. Poor Deidara."
She winced in pain for the poor blond. RIP, she thought sadly. Then, skipping out of her room, she headed for Pein's room. He would save her.
Hopefully.
THE END
I don't know. I just wrote this is math class and decided to type it up. Hope you all like it. I might turn it into a collection of one shots about the Akatsuki. What do you think?
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